Armistice: When everyone needs time to reload.
Happenstance
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Armistice: When everyone needs time to reload.
Happenstance
The deportment of a politician straddling a fence.
Academic
A person who, through years or training, finds it difficult to answer even a yes or no question with a single word.
Gangrene
Gangrene: The point in one's corporal existence in which the leg and knee both claim to have broken off the relationship first.
Retirement:
Retirement State of waking, brewing a coffee, making breakfast, getting ready for work, and upon realising it's 3.30am, going back to bed
Grouchy
Grouchy: One of the seven dwarves of late adulthood: Grouchy, Couchy, Cynical, Clinical, Shabby, Flabby, and Impotent
Fiction:
Fiction: A standardized system of pronunciation in which "D"s are pronounced and written like "F"s.
Satire:
Satire: Lampooning politely. Otherwise it would be called "Blasphemy", "Treason", or something else!
Crotchety
A colloquial term for an infestation of pubic lice.
Linguistic
Linguistic: Italian anti-perspirant roll-on with pasta fragrances
cinnamon
Cinnamon: A spice pleasant to the palate but ultimately causing damnation. (See "mortal cinnamon").
Philanthropy:
Philanthropy: The acting of giving away money only after you reach the top by stepping ruthlessly on everyone on the way up. see also "Conscience"
President
President: An executive officer whose power is checked by incompetence.
Unicorn
A genetically modified cereal.
Polyp
Polyp: Proof that a colonoscopy can get even better.
Bank