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06-18-2009, 08:15 PM
Scheherazade

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

Yes, birds aren't as dumb as we think. When fishing, we often get pagued by muttonbirds which dive down and grab the bait after the line is cast. Killing one and leaving it floating keeps the rest away.

Is this literal or metaphorical?

:p
06-18-2009, 08:26 PM
Niamh

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Originally Posted by jocky

Crawling now Niahm!

good Jocky! :p
06-18-2009, 09:14 PM
jocky

For the 10001st time Scheherarzade this is a man only thread. Can you not allow us to speak rubbish in our own inimitable fashion? If you dont stop this I am going to tell Athiest and then you will be in big trouble. '' Augustus ruled the world, but Livia ruled Augustus '' How depressing was that?
06-19-2009, 02:32 AM
prendrelemick

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Originally Posted by The Comedian

I'm building a small post/timber fence to edge my yard from woods it boarders. Pictures to come!

:idea: Mmm we need something similar round this club, something to divert those pesky birds. Perhaps built out of valances, cushions, soft furnishings. and shoes.
06-19-2009, 03:28 AM
The Atheist

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

:idea: Mmm we need something similar round this club, something to divert those pesky birds. Perhaps built out of valances, cushions, soft furnishings. and shoes.

No, we'll just get someone to open a shop next door and they'll never bother.
06-19-2009, 03:54 AM
Michael T

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

:idea: Mmm we need something similar round this club, something to divert those pesky birds. Perhaps built out of valances, cushions, soft furnishings. and shoes.

Someone should start an 'All men are b******s' thread. That would keep them occupied for a while. ;)
06-19-2009, 05:28 AM
prendrelemick

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Originally Posted by Michael T

Someone should start an 'All men are b******s' thread. That would keep them occupied for a while. ;)

:lol::lol::lol::lol: perfect!
06-19-2009, 09:59 AM
jocky

Ladies have you heard? Niamh is holding an Anne Summers party, if you leave now you should make it in time. Well guys that should give us a few hours peace. You should have seen the salmon I caught the other day, it was a whopper!
06-19-2009, 11:13 AM
Niamh

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Originally Posted by jocky

Ladies have you heard? Niamh is holding an Anne Summers party, if you leave now you should make it in time. Well guys that should give us a few hours peace. You should have seen the salmon I caught the other day, it was a whopper!

Ann Summers party? you want me to call the Avon lady while i'm at it too? She said you were a regular customer. ;)
06-19-2009, 11:59 AM
jocky

Absolutely Niamh, they do a wonderful line in athlete's foot cream, dont you think? :)
06-19-2009, 01:57 PM
The Atheist

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Originally Posted by Michael T

Someone should start an 'All men are b******s' thread. That would keep them occupied for a while. ;)

But they know that anyway.

Plus, I'd object; I'm not a B*, I'm an arrogant B*.

:D

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Originally Posted by jocky

You should have seen the salmon I caught the other day, it was a whopper!

Picture, please.

Smoked salmon almost makes me believe in god.
06-19-2009, 02:19 PM
The Comedian

Hello blokes, men, roughnecks, and gents --

I've a few images to share with you. As I briefly posted earlier, I was building a post/beam fence to edge my yard from the woods which it boarders. I've completed the project and wanted to share the results with you here.

Here's the fence -- made with treated landscape timbers and secured with galvanized bolts:

http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k...r/DSC01559.jpg

I took great pride in my work -- Nice and level:

http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k...r/DSC01561.jpg

My tools, the cordless drill is featured:

http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k...r/DSC01563.jpg

Afterward, the chief builder and architect was treated to some fitting rewards:

http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k...r/DSC01562.jpg

Cheers!
06-19-2009, 02:41 PM
Emil Miller

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Originally Posted by The Comedian

Hello blokes, men, roughnecks, and gents --

I've a few images to share with you. As I briefly posted earlier, I was building a post/beam fence to edge my yard from the woods which it boarders. I've completed the project and wanted to share the results with you here.

Here's the fence -- made with treated landscape timbers and secured with galvanized bolts:

I took great pride in my work -- Nice and level:

My tools, the cordless drill is featured:

Afterward, the chief builder and architect was treated to some fitting rewards:

Cheers!

You will probably get some of the women wanting you to make them one now.
06-19-2009, 04:37 PM
jocky

Picture, please.

Smoked salmon almost makes me believe in god.[/QUOTE]

Athiest, your never going to believe this, the batteries in my camera went, but take my word for it, this was a Prince among salmon.
06-19-2009, 04:42 PM
Niamh

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Originally Posted by Brian Bean

You will probably get some of the women wanting you to make them one now.

Not at all! I happen to be nifty with a drill! :p sawing not so nifty...

Thats a pretty impressive fence! well done Comedian! But Miller Light? seriously?

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