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But as u were sleeping someone sneaked in and stole the lamp.
Becomeing the genie's master and ordering him to put his old master in the storm cellar with Kathycf and light me a candle so i could read the arabian nights peacefully on.......
MY HILL;) .
Outraged at being called old, I manage to break out of the storm cellar, and bean sam96 upside the head with those arabian nights, resulting in a blackout, and a reclimation (sp?) of my hill!
After proudly being hit on the head(i meant previous i swear).
A box(containing nitro) was sent to Zanna with a note not to open it but like Pandora she got so curious that she disregarded the note opening the box and blowing it in her face so i placed her in bed.
And smiled happily on......
MY HILL :)
:lol: Shoulda known better! That wasn't from my ex-boyfriend, by any chance? You know him? :goof: After finally recovering from the Nitro -- somehow, I survived -- I send sam96 a box of chocolates on my hill. He opens it, realizing it's his favorite kind, and starts eating furiously, not realizing they contained a powerful laxative. Sam96 suddenly needs a bathroom, and runs off MY HILL.
Chocolate my only(or at least i like to think so) weakness.I spent an awful night u know.
Regarding my knowledge with ur ex-boyfriend i agreed with him to lure u down from the hill and supposedly i'll give him half the estate.
But after u went down with him i locked u both out.
and ran crazily on MY HILL...
What the sam hill?! I send a bunch of ninja assassins to take out sam96. Unfortunately, the ninjas are incompetent. Fortunately, they are so incompetent sam96 is overcome by uncontrollable laughter, and rolls right off of
my hill.
But bluevictim's ninjas are so incompetent, they were easily overcome by a hockey stick armed Bookinator. Swinging left, then right, like an enraged Whomping Willow, Book takes out the ninjas and... kisses bluevictim goodnight with her Canadian sports equipment. The crowd goes wild as the scoreboard flashes
"BOOK'S HILL!! LITNET CHAMP!!"
Book then takes a victory lap around the hill, running around and waving her blueictim-whacker while sporting a few missing teeth.
:D :D :D
A spike strip soon puts an end to all running and/or victory lappage (oh yeah..I made that word up...mmm hmmm = ] ). Can't help but think on how totally easy that actually was...
Barrett falls into a giant concealed hole dug by B-Mental's deranged army of ferocious cannibal undead yard gnomes *burp* apparently Barrett had recently eaten garlic *phew*
B-Mental, king of the longest hill-taking sentence, reigns on the Hill no longer, because he was asked to a seminar on how to write long-winded sentences -- especially the kind that are chock full of good stuff -- and he left the hill to me.
Exploiting the fact that Zanna is a morning person.She will be asleep by 8 or 9 pm.Taking a long sleep.Giving me a chance to tie her bed with a horse pulled cart and force him to run.
So, no more Zanna while i smile wickedly on..............
MY HILL.:p
B-Mental returns to the hill looking for Zanna, and frustrated at not finding Zanna infuriatingly rages against poor sam96. Hefting a large waterproof duffle packed for the seminar, B-Mental hurls said package at poor sam96. Sam96 will be gone for a while as B's baggage knocked poor sam96 into the last millenium...
B-Mental begins oratory on the packing of luggage to result in ultimate heft.
B's hill
After being miraculously recovered from B's friendly throw.
Sam96 was infuriated by that act and decided to have her sweet revenge.
She spread a rumour about the presence of short sentenced neighbours which drove him out of his mind and he went out to look for them.
Leaving me on ..........
MY HILL.:p
Sam's hill.
I, being a ninja warrior goddess, advance stealthily to the hill and before you even know I'm there I karate chop one of your pressure points and you pass out. and I claim
my hill.
Bored, Book pulls out a Big Red Button. As seasong looks on curiously atop the hill, Book presses the button andseasong suddenly vanishes.
"Well, that was (ahem) easy," says Book as she climbs on top of
Book's hill!!!