Pam

I do? :)

The PAM's appetite would decimate entire countries if left unchecked. ;) :p :eek:

Okay. I'll give you one potato from my share. Dont ask for more now.

The PAM needs to upgrade himself on Earth's and Mars's measurement standards.

I do not, I just got the most recent update uploaded to my brain! :p

The PAM would see Martian children starve so she can eat.

Good for you.

The PAM makes his guests eat only small martian potatoes, when they want big ones.

the PAM is a guest who likes to confuse her host with contradictory statements about wanting low calories, while insisting on a high calorie meal.

low calories !!! who said that???? Me !!!! nah........

The PAM is really confused as to what to serve his guests and keeps blaming them for it. huh............

the PAM is suspected of grand theft Potato!

The PAM is a suspicious person................

Any one would become suspicious when they have the PAM as a guest. :nod:

Is that so??? I wont be your guest then.

The PAM doesnt seem to like guests.

The PAM makes many mistakes, now she thinks suspicion of a guest prevents liking a guest. How silly.

The PAM is now confusing his guest betwen suspicion and liking. :rolleyes:

Maybe the suspicious nature of the PAM is what is likable. :D

The PAM is so easily confused, she often mistakes herself for a Martian potato, even though it looks nothing like her.

Thanks !!!! :D :D

The PAM compares fantasy with reality (not a fair comparison) Potato and Madhuri (Gosh...)

Is the PAM reality or fantasy in the above statement? I know Potatoes are a reality, so the PAM must be a fantasy. :goof: