When you leave earth and enter into other planet. :alien:
Why beautiful lotus blooms in muddy pond ? :willy_nilly:
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When you leave earth and enter into other planet. :alien:
Why beautiful lotus blooms in muddy pond ? :willy_nilly:
Because it struggles in the middle of the motorway. And in some parts of this town, somebody would probably eat it.
Why do doctors have a white coat full of pockets, yet insist on draping their stethoscope round their neck?
They are afraid some one might pickpocket them.
Why do we play games?
Because you can't play at working (they tell me!). The only other thing left to play is truant, which is NAUGHTY!
Who was the first man to eat a raw oyster?
I don't know but I pity the poor fool
Why do people suggest you consume food that they themselves won't eat?
They call them restaurateurs!!
Is it possible to live without chocolate?
No way...guilty pleasures are a must to add spice to monotonous life.
Why death and taxes are inevitable ?
Because if you don't pay your taxes, they shoot you.
Which came first, the chicken or the road?
The egg
Could we scramble snake eggs for breakfast, given that they are, indeed, eggs?
Burp... That was tasty (LOL)
Has anyone seen Dinosaur Eggs?
Yes, of course - the dinosaur. However, they were remarkably short-sighted and many tried to incubate rocks, hamburger stands and telephone kiosks, which is why they eventually became extinct, except in the Flintstone.
Since cows eat grass all the time, why isn't milk green?
Of course, female dinosaur.
What would happen if dinosaur became alive again?
If the dinosaur became alive? We would be able to get an awful lot of dinoburgers out of just one.
If no two snowflakes are alike, why all raindrops pretty much the same?
The cow eats the green grass for the colour itself. See the colours of the organs of a cow, all green.
Why do we watch T.V.?
Wow! I didn't know cows could play the organ! Do they have any udder musical skills? :gnorsi:Quote:
Originally Posted by adityasam
They do have some moosical talent... (Wow, I've stooped to a new level of lameness :eek:)
Excluding cows, which animal has the most musical talent?
Dogs. I know several who can speak fluent Spanish.
Do I have to go to Spain in order to have a Spanish guitar lesson?
No, but you do have to go to Yorkshire if you wish to eat Yorkshire pudding at the same time.
Why was the Gibbon considered to be funky, when the Orang Utan is actually far more musical, being a great exponent of the Spanish Guitar.
It only smells funky
Why do we call it "funky music" and why do it take a "white boy" to play it, as in "Play that funky music white boy"?
Because most blacks are exclusive rappers.....
Why is delicious food, delicious?
Because otherwise it would be McDonald's. Incidentally, the McD in Sheffield has just served its 10 millionth burger. they know this because they've just opened the fifth pound of mince.
Why do some British people wear baseball caps when (a) we don't play baseball, and (b) we rarely have any sun to keep out of the eyes?
That's why they wear them back to front round where I live (it's a class statement).
When I first went to school they told me "sit here for the present" but I waited all day and never got no present, man. Why is that?
Because they past.
Why do they insist that you carry dogs on the escalators on the Tube? I haven't got a dog!
Then get one, doofus!
Why are all vulgarities called "four letter words" when some have as many as twelve?
I'm (8 Letter word) if I know, but then, who the (7 Letter word) gives a (4 Letter word)?
What is the point of celery?
To fill the Omasum and sleep well during school hours.
Please, Sir, can we have another question, please, Sir? Thank 'ee koindly, young mester!
looks like baby bandit fell fast asleep thinking about celery.:)
How are you today Sir?
Why didn't I question?
Sorry Guys!
Sorry, is "why didn't I question" the question? I only question this because it is in question, although I'd question whether it is questionable? If "why didn't I question" is the question, then I would question whether you remembered, but I'd have to question you to find out, without question.
Why was it so hard to find the source of the Nile? All you've got to do is walk up it.
And what if you walk in the opposite direction?
Why do rivers flow but lakes are still?
Sheer, unadulterated laziness.
Where are the downhill lakes for water-skiing?
The Andes and the Himalayas
Why do something "because it is there "?
So that we will be absent for school and can miss lots and lots of homework.
Why do we have to create our own signatures?
Forgers already have it too easy
Why is a dog "man's best friend"?
Because cats treat us with contempt.
Why is there always so much month left when the money runs out?
Bad planning. The guy who invented the months was better paid than the rest of us, and couldn't have cared less. See "Civil Service"
If English is an Indo-Germanic language, why do some teachers insist that English was based on Latin?
They insist that Latin is making a comeback and want the English to get some credit for it.
Why would somebody suddenly fall out with me without me knowing why and without their telling me why?
Because, secretly, they actually hold a grudge agains Rembrandt, and they look upon it as a way to get to him, if only because they can't pronounce van Rijn' Also, since he did his mortal coil shuffling bit in 1669 (?) , he seems to be a bit reticent about replying.
Did Rembrandt ever visit Manchester?
Yeah, He was on his way but someone told him he better go to the merseyside and thus he went to Liverpool!
Did Rembrandt ever visit Liverpool?