the PAM accidently jumped into a tub of blue dye! silly PAM!:p
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the PAM accidently jumped into a tub of blue dye! silly PAM!:p
The Froud Fairy scared herself by looking in the creek, which she cracked, BTW! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/What.gif
The PAM likes a side of buttered toenails with his morning pancakes.
The seeds in the PAM's head are starting to sprout... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...mKane/Rash.gif
The PAM is deathly afraid of blue Jello. It's just gelatin, PAM.
The PAM has a phobia of spiders on roller skates.
The PAM has an unfortunate addiction to nose-picking....tsk.
:p
The PAM wears her shoes on the wrong feet.
The PAM is stuck in old comedy gag. Yes, Who is on first, What is on second, I Don't Know is on third... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...sno6_thumb.gif
the PAM puts ketup on his cereal. Yuk!:sick:
The PAM thinks crackers and kool-aide is a "night on the town"....
The person above me puts rocks in his pillows as he thinks they will massage his head!
The PAM has pet rocks.
The PAM rocks pets.
The PAM is under the (odd...quite odd) impression that rocks are "the breakfast of champions."
The PAM can't figure out why her flip flops won't stay on (as she pulls up her socks defiantly). :)
the PAM should really cut her nails! they are so long and sharp they'd have cut someones head off before she knew it!
the PAM failed at cultivating a Rock Garden
The PAM spreads nasty rumors about rocks.
PAM hides her New England accent.
The PAM sings to his plants and wonders why they seem to be in hibernation... :)
PAM is an expert at getting beads in New Orleans. How does she do it? :p
the PAM tries unsuccessfully to plait his hair with beads.
The PAM claims that she can balance eight frogs on her head while she dances the cha-cha-cha. But frankly, PAM, who cares?
(hahaha got you as PAM again, Niamh! :p)
the PAM thinks that sitting in a shallow pool full of custard will in force nervana. Silly PAM
(not you again!:p :lol: )
Since she is a confessed leprechaun, the PAM defines a pool of water in the pavement after two minutes' rain as being "deep water" :p
The PAM, being formed from a mysterious substance called "Kandy", sticks to everything she touches...
[Ha ha, Virgil. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
That certainly rocked my husband's world (my tale of the beads), and we'll leave it at that. I'm innocent! ] :lol:
The PAM tried to use cola beverage as an ink to pen yet another delicious verse, but that was just the problem, it was delicious verse and he ate it... Silly PAM!
PAM is attempting to capture the Guiness World record for longest nose hairs, at last measure her's are closing in on 7 inches. :eek: :eek2: :eek:
:p
the PAM thinks shoes with bright red and purple dot bows on the front are cool. Thats so wrong PAM.
PAM criticizes my fashion sense knowing full well she gets all her fashion tips from Zippy the Pinhead.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/Zippy.jpg
The PAM once dated zippy the pinhead (btw whos zippy the pinhead?)
PAM yells out the phrase "porkchops and applesauce" at random moments throughout her day. That wouldn't happen to you PAM, if you knew about Zippy. :p
Zippy is a strange sort of cartoon that originated in the early 70s (which was sort of before my time) and I remember it from the 80s (which was more my time). It isn't that I read it so much, because I didn't but there was something about Zippy that I found funny....was it the name? The muu-muu he wears or something more intangible? Not sure. :lol:
Wikipedia says this about Zippy:
Quote:
His most famous quote is "Are we having fun yet?," which has become a catch phrase. It is sung in Nickelback's smash hit "How You Remind Me" and appears in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations
the PAM swims in baths of applesauce.
Pam writes poetry about applesauce.
(:goof: T'is me and you Kathy! a one on one PAM war!:lol: )
The PAM brings a piano into the shower so she can play as well as sing!
BOTH of the PAM's are apparently suffering from a mysterious malady that involves ancient cartoon strips, and various household appliances. I am listening to STYX “Renegade” while pondering this illness and would diagnose it properly, no doubt but now, my CD just went to Sweet Home Alabama, so I’m mellow.
The PAM buys cheap booze.
PAM trades her beads from New Orleans (and how did you get those beads, PAM?) for cheap booze. :p
PAM trades booze for cheap beads.