wall coated with peanut butter. Well, what else can you expect when....
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wall coated with peanut butter. Well, what else can you expect when....
Peanut butter tastes so damned delicious. At first he stood there, slowly suffocating, until finally.........
he became aware of exactly where he was, questioning why his hands were sticky with strawberry jam. Now where in the....
name of all that's wonderful did strawberry jam come from? Last time I checked, the only place you could get strawberry jam from was...
A strawberry. Infact!.......
Strawberries are only located in Loompaland. You know, that really, really dangerous place infested with snozzwangers, whangdoodles, and all sorts of really nasty creatures that are all out to get you because....
They are sincerely against the exportation of strawberries in Loompaland. They need the strawberries to.....
create those little red juicy candy things that taste absolutely revolting. You see, what they really need is....
a change of pace. a tastee treat that would calm their fears and bring a whole new....
outlook on life....what they need is to be able to...
^btw LOVE the picture of Ginger Rogers:)
dream a dream and pick the street they like. then it would only be a matter of which direction was...
most convenient to get to the closest bookstore. They needed to go to a bookstore because....
all the leftover copies of Shakespeare's handwritten manuscripts were on a half-price clearance; why, if they missed that sale, well then...
well then they could just take a portal back to the 17th century and ask Shakespeare himself what it is like to be.........
rather famous. To which he would answer...
wow man, far-out, totally, for sure...it's all good...looking rather dazed, he hesitated wondering what in the....
world brought that strange-looking tall mouse with a curling mustache and rapier to his door to tell him....
not be so uptight.
Why can't we...
just start painting and stop dwelling on those.....
unfortunate pictures that fell into the hands of the local unethical blackmailer, who just might - if approached in the precisely right fashion - consider...
...massaging his temples figuring out what to do in case he's mobbed by museum cops and then go to jail and then fail to give his family their daily food consumption when...
(Hello Red! Missed ya!)
a small wicked smile formulated in his bewhiskered jaw. He almost laughed in glee at his ingenuity, and wondered, ".....
If soup for dinner would be too light. After all, Its all in how you....
construct your alibi that makes the crime virtually as indetectable as...
(Hi Laindessiel! Thanks for noticing :) )
finding a silent woman in a bunch of ...............
yappers. Gosh! How much can two people yap about.......
the increase in the price of hammers these days. Why, if it weren't for the ....
Dr. Shoals insoles in my shoes I'd just...
go mad and kick everyone in their head, hoping the right kick might........
dislodge the misguided vanity forever. Imagine if everyone had just one good...
taste of the corn that grew only here, in ..................
the cornfields of dorothy's kansas. the world would be happy again, the corn wouldn't be altered, toto would smile, and the oz would forever be....
here in mind and spirit, the place where oz felt most comfortable. Oz then realises ....................
despite the natural tendency to believe that there is indeed, no place like home, it was ever more apparent lately to our friends, that the magic .....
resides over the rainbow, for all of us know that....
if we follow those lovely yellow-hued stones, our path shall ....
cross, as all paths must in the close confines of Oz. I always wondered what became of...
that cheeky glass cat who travelled with the patchwork girl, who could easily ......
transport herself to whichever land she pleased, as long as it originated in a book. Last time I heard, she was visiting...
a certain forum, where she made clear her views on life. In particular, she vehemently protested the use of ....