Three good one's on this page Riesa - especially the Woody Allen post - you were inspired today!
Smoking pensioners,
helps to preserve them longer,
But affects the taste!
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Three good one's on this page Riesa - especially the Woody Allen post - you were inspired today!
Smoking pensioners,
helps to preserve them longer,
But affects the taste!
muh!(or thank you)and then :lol: the above~:)
But affects the taste.
Polyester buns require
Refrigeration.
:nod:
Refrigeration
Keeps you safe after you're cooked,
Roasting and boiling
Roasting and boiling
Bones makes Jiggly-Jello fun
Hides and skin, yum yum.
Hides and skin, yum yum
Carnivores at the table
Steak medium rare
:cold: lol
Steak medium rare
You know what it's made of, right?
Bessy, the cool cow
:lol:
Bessy, the cool cow
Decided to not supply milk
Time for barbecue.
:lol:
Time for barbecue,
Ol' Bess heard the pig squealing
And relaxed at last.
:p
And relaxed at last
But when pushed in the fire,
She screamed her heart out
She screamed her heart out:
Run, Forrest, RUN! She forgot
To tell him to stop.
And relaxed at last
Today ya'll eat chicken!
No porky porky?? :eek2:
"No porky porky?"
Ask the Asian working girls
The fun of shore leave
The fun of shore leave,
Anchor Tattoos, hangovers
Torrid-dog freedom.
Torrid-dog freedom
Feeling nothing but the wind
Floting on my face
:wave: Hi, WW.
Floating on my face,
Ocean's amenability
Sooths my aching soul.
Hi Resia! .. oh.. you're offline.. already.. :(...
Sooths my aching soul
A pain that's last forever!
But is Healed through time
If nobody minds, I'll be a bit liberal with my spelling. ;)
But is healed in time;
That boil that made sitting hell,
Lanced and drained.
Sure! do what you want... :) :wave:
Lanced and drained
Dried to the heart of my bones
Living Skeleton
Living Skeleton
Rattling along life's river
In a leaky boat.
In a leaky boat
After complaining to Death
To get a new one
In a leaky boat
Pi crossed the ocean's surface
Canada awaits.
Canada awaits,
Scottish refugees take heart!
Choice: freeze or starve?
Choice: freeze or starve?
When you're lost in the desert
The choice is simple
The choice is simple
When our life are on the stake
It is snooze or lose
:lol:
It is snooze or lose,
On fine days I choose to snooze
In a pink hammock.
ohhh... why pink... aaaaaaa!! :sick: ... Just kidding.. :lol:
In a pink hammock
Chocking on a coconut
I have found my Death
:lol: What's wrong with pink?
Don't you own anything pink? An Izod, perhaps?
I have found my Death,
Or rather Death has found me.
He lurks, doesn't pounce.
Did you mean an Ipod.. and no! i'm a boy and boys only wear blue... hi hi...:lol:
He lurks, doesn't pounce.
Like a spider hunting for,
A meal to consume
A meal to consume,
A coin for purchasing
Pink necessities.
:D
:wave: hasta luego, WW
Porque rosa! porque!!!
Pink necessities
There is no such thing in life
Pink is EVIL aye!
:lol:
Adios... :wave:
Pink is EVIL aye,
All colours serve to tempt us;
I see a red door....
I see a red door
Red as the color of life
But I prefer green
Pink :cold:
But I prefer green
It's such a peaceful color
Unlike bright purple
Unlike bright purple,
Pansies which suck up the light,
Buttercups explode!
Buttercups explode!
Kids light fireworks in my yard.
Boys with T-N-T
Boys with T.N.T.
Unversed children training for
Careers in Arson.
lol
Careers in Arson
So many new things to learn-
I love yellow fire
I love yellow fire,
Lizard Blue underbelly
Mesmerizes me.
I think I'm repeating myself, I can't get away from associating 'mesmerize' with fire.
ah, well.
Me too
Mesmerizes me
Like a snake's wonderful gaze
It's pulling me in
Lovely.
It's pulling me in,
Hollow quagmire of your sulk,
I muddle through it.