If I were a ______, what would you be?

gulping down some valium with sake and preparing to sing, Un bel Di Vedremo.


if i were like a diamond in the sky, you would....

calling you, you answer quite slowly with kaleidescope eyes

If i were a an ipod playing away, what would you be

I'd be dancing in the moonlight....

If I were to wander lonely as a cloud.....

I'd probably say, "let us go you and I while evening is spread against the sky- and play paint ball or sumpin"

If I were a dvd playing...

I"d be.....Nanook of the North

if I were a crime you could get away with......

I'd be jaywalking all over the place...really sticking it to the Establishment

If I were a invisible water gun you would...

not see you.

If I were a gum drop, you would...

I would have to eat you, but to be honest I REALLY LOVE Gummy Bears, or Gummy Worms(I love browsing the Gummy section of the store)

If I were an ATM card which no one could trace and usable everywhere you would...

What do you think? I'd head to all the atm machines I could and take out as much money as I could then go on a bit of a shopping spree before I headed to the airport.

Same question

Same thing minus the shopping spree - then on to Italy by boat me thinks

If I was a bb gun assassin (painful, but very humane) how many people hits would you have me do for you?

Seriously can't think of a single person at the moment as I tend to deal with my own hits as the need arises.

Same question.

I'm a BB gun assassin:crazy: confidentiality is our middle name.

If I were a present wrapped up with your name on it would you peak?

Yes!

If I were a vacuum, you would...

I would sell it on ECAY.

If I were a pampered weekend at an exclusive spa you would..

.... feel pretty, Oh so pretty, I'd feel pretty and witty and bright.

If I were a poem, what would you be?