If you were a...

Yeah.

If you were a super villain, what super hero would you extinguish first?

Batman, he is so fake.

If you were Batman, what superhero would you exstinguish first?

Give me a couple Kryptonite pebbles and a good sling shot, and it'd be "good night" Super man! Pow!

Which super hero's costume would you be most likely to wear in real life?

Wonder Woman... "All the worlds waiting for you."

If you were a ball, which sport would you be in?

In many sports — tennis, soccer, ping pong, pool — the players hit the balls AWAY from them. But in American football, big men with huge shoulders protect their ball with their dear life :D. And I like the idea of someone there to catch me, so football. Besides, I'll have a different shape and I'll stand out among other balls. :banana:

if you were a cookie, would you hide in a jar or offer yourself up?

Offer myself up... Because cookies were meant to be eaten, not hidden.

If you were a royal, which one would you be? (Queen, prince etc.)

As long as the stomach's good and the bathroom's clean, maybe I'll offer myself up. :p

What about you?

Prince. Ignoring the male part.

If you were a skywriter, and could write anything for the world to see, what would it be?

Love:ladysman::ladysman::ladysman::ladysman::ladys man:

If you were an emoticon, which one would you be?

:goof:

If you were a mesage bank on a telephone, what would your message be?

"Say your piece after the buzzer."

If you were a magic eraser, what English word would you permanently delete from the lexicon forever and ever?

But.

What is one word you can't stand to begin a sentence with?

But.

If you were a children's television program, who would the children's favorite character be?

The red power ranger, whover he may be.

If you keyboard, what key would probably be the faulty one?

The ?

If you were wind, where would you blow?