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As JBI was standing there, pondering the sad loss of friend PabloQ, he didn't hear the clouds open up with a musical hiss. A hand reached out and grabbed JBI in a twinkling of an eye. Seconds later he was seen disappearing behind the opal clouds 'mid the setting sun... Hope you learned to play the harp, JBI! ;)
Paws had parked her car and was headed for the hair salon when the sky crackled and Pendragon appeared suddenly out of nowhere. The huge dragon stretched himself, and groaned a time or too.
"This business is getting old!" He grumbled. "I haven't found an "other" for a while and until I do, my immortality acts up! I'm usually impermeable, but I took it in the neck and burnt up as well! I just can't stay dead! You wouldn't want to merge with me, Kizo? No, now you die as usual...yeah, that's what I thought, no hard feelings. I'm outa here!"
The Dragon opened one of his dimensional doors and was gone.
Staring after him, Paws crossed the road against the light and was plowed down by a red Camaro...
or....
Belive: as in Being and Living.
It is not what you think is true, what you hope is true, what you assume you're suppose to know to be the truth,
it is the ability to live and be, and that is your true belief.
Well how do, johnnotnarrow, welcome to LitNet (I love your avatar picture, by the way)! :)
You have entered the thread where we make believe the 'end' of our fellow posters here (it is all in a fun and light air, of course).
So now I have to 'do you in' --> john was headed outside to see if the morning paper had arrived, when all of a sudden a huge THWACK! The paperboy, who was mischievous and cheeky, threw that rolled up newspaper so hard that it killed john before he could say jiminy crickette!
[For Pen's benefit: "red Camaro, eh?" thought the blonde skating merrily away to a new tomorrow...]
Paws was walking along the road dreaming of "that red Camaro" when the car flashed out of nowhere and rand the blondne beauty over again. Now we will have stories on the Canadaian Pararie about "Ressurrection Kizz"...
DateLine: Literature Network Forums: Resident Troubadour and Semi-Arthurian Legendary Creature Pendragon was struck through the heart today and perished. Our Hero’s health, which has never been that robust even prior to his joining us in 2005, has had a series of up and downs and seems to have stuck at permanent half-full level. Recent jolts have placed a severe drain on that level so when he was blind-sided by the arrow of “Was-it-my-business?”, fired by a careless hand, it took the poor dragon at a joint between his scales, (where no one had managed to hit him before) and down he went. Dragons being notoriously hard to kill, this may not be his end, after all. There are those that say killing a dragon only makes him mad… That’s just rumor… :p
We have been informed by the Pendragon family that Pendragon is no more. Even though the rumours regarding his demise are numerous, it is believed that Pendragon, being the Golden Phoenix, has been melted by the US Treasury and turned into golden coins to commemorate the end of George Bush's Presidency.
Sher is now some place and some look she didn't wanna be, being deceased.
Dear old Pen, after collecting his coins together and rearranging himself somewhat unatractively takes an awkward stroll down to the local ice-cream place to drown his sorrows in a large bucket of chocolate ice-cream. Somehow Pen hasn't managed to connect himself together properly (tail sprouting out of his head etc etc.) and so he can't manage to eat the lovely ice-cream. Totally depressed, Pen sticks his head into the bucket of ice cream and drowns in the melting chocolate... Aaaw, at least he went sweetly :)
Whimsy, thinking that toothpaste was actually a cleaning product, actually pasted the jaw shut. As the inner mouth dried and desperated for moisture, tried to drink a cup of coffee through a swizzle stick. Shockingly causing a vacuum, Whimsy's head collapsed into the chest cavity and her heart popped up to take its place. Cupid, on his way to put a stop to eHarmony, shot it with an arrow. There are clearly more consequences to squeezing the tube in the middle that just being late for school. alas.:bawling:
Pablo, being lost in the fog,
Died like Moriarty over Richenbach Falls
:D
The person above me was watching the sunset by the beach when a UFO was seen. The aliens came down and saw him. They thought they could make him one of them but they became too lazy to try. So, they tried to get the soul out of him to be able to communicate with other humans...
Clumsy angelle died when Troypay drove a stake through her heart.
Sorry. :p Couldn't help myself.
Dorky found that she wasn't bulletproof after all: rat-a-tat-tat and that was that! :sick:
who was suprised when a dragon ate pen?