King of the hill

:lol: If I can survive screechy band and orchestra instruments, and my own bad singing, I'm sure I'd be fine. After finding some nice earplugs, though, it's quite a simple matter to shove bluevictim towards a talent show, and off of my hill.

One of the other contestants in the talent show has the talent of removing people from hills. I make friends with her and she kindly removes zanna from my hill.

This same friend switches sides after promise of a date with bluevictim, who she removes from my hill, and keeps occupied for dinner, and a movie.

The hill is seemingly under zanna's control. Seemingly yes, but in fact I have cast an illusion spell on zanna and she is standing in a mud puddle going on about how great her "hill" is. I am just mean that way, sorry zanna. At any rate...the hill is

MINE! :D

I admire Kathycf's feat in casting the illusion spell. Of course I dabble in magic myself, well, when I am not busy conducting my gang business.
I am an anigamous, which all Harry Potter fans know means that I can turn into an animal. My animal is the dragon, which I turn into and fly around the hill at tremendous speed. Kathycf only thinks that this is a tornado and runs into the storm cellar. I quickly grab a boulder and put it on top of the door of the storm cellar, trapping Kathycf. I curl up with a book about my cousin Saphira, Eragon, and read quietly on...

MY Hill!

Thanks to my Welli's, I had a teriffic time in my 'mud puddle' . . . whatever . . . but now I'm going to claim the hill by hopping onto my broom a la Harry Potter, and steal Tinita's book. Of course she turns into a dragon, and of course we have a very close, very scary air chase, but thanks to my trusty Nimbus 10,000 (a girl's gotta have some speed) I manage to lose Tinita in the Hindu Kush mountains. She actually seems to like it, and decides that ruling over a whole mountain range is more prestigious than just a hill, so I'm free to claim my hill again. :D

Zanna's Hill.

Her trusty Nimbus 10,000 wasnt so trusty afterall, and when she was looking for a place to land on the Hindu Kush mountains, the software of her 'trusty' said "The trial period has expired, you need to buy it to proceed". She just lost control and falls into abyss, never to come back again. :D

By any chance your trusty wasnt from Martian Knives Inc.? :rolleyes: If it was, this had to happen :lol:

MY HILL!!!! :cool:

:banana:

Maddie's Hill


Poor Madhuri. Poor dear sweet Madhuri forgot that she bought her hill walking shoes from Martian Knives, Inc. (they make everything!) I was just on my up to see if Maddie needed anything while on my hill (since I am nice that way) and I see her go whooshing past me. I shrug my shoulders and continue my climb to the top to claim...

My hill!

Kathy's Hill!!

I was clever enough to learn from my mistake, I go and buy another pair of shoes from the company Rival of Martian Knives, Inc. I gift these to Kathy for being so 'hospitable and nice' :rolleyes:, the moment she puts on the shoes, I press the remote control hidden in my pocket, and the shoes take her to Neverland.

Bye Kathy :wave:

I rule over my hill, undisturbed. :banana:

MY HILL !!! :cool:

:banana: :banana:

While Madhuri is entertained and preoccupied by dancing bananas, Bookinator walks up on the hill and gives Madhuri the bill for the shoes she bought for Kathy. Alarmed at the ridiculous price she paid, Madhuri goes running after Kathy in order to return the shoes and get her money back. Book, glad to be back on the hill, sets up creepy lawn gnomes to deter any possible invaders or door-to-door salesmen. With a triumphant grin, Book PM's everyone at LitNet the message of

"My hill."

I didn't get the PM. I was hiding in one of the lawn gnomes. I jump out when Bookinator turns his back and push him off the hill. Now those lawn gnomes are defending

my hill.

Aw, but bluevictim, you didn't realize that I booby trapped the gnomes just in case this sort of thing should happen. Pulling out my Pointy Stick O' Doom, I magic the gnomes into chasing you off of my hill. With a zombified army of lawn gnomes and a slightly stale (if not extremely deadly) arsenal of prunecakes I saved from earlier, none dare bother me now. To prove to everyone that this mound is under my complete ownership, I train the gnomes to constantly chant

"Book's hill, Book's hill."

(Ooo... when you imagine a bunch of evil chanting gnomes, it really seems quite creepy. *leans back and steeples fingers in a malevolent way* Eeeeexcellent....)

Unfortunately, Booxill is also the name of a giant magic gnome terrorizing beast. The gnomes' chant draws him out and he goes berserk and eats all the gnomes and would've eaten The Bookinator if he didn't stop to eat all the prunecakes. Naturally, The Bookinator runs off in fright. Eventually, Booxill goes back to his lair and I march up to claim my hill.

Blue's Hill !!

I get hold of the magic lamp of Alladin, I rub the sides and my favourite Genie comes out. I tell him that I want Blue to be well preserved while he is staying on my hill. And look what he did -- Blue is made into a dwarf and is now living in a solution in a bottle. Dont worry Blue, I have made a few holes in the bottle, so you can breathe.

And, oh, incase you need anything, dont ask me :p :D

My, my, my.....MY HILL !!! :cool:

:banana: :banana:

Finding the discarded Genie lamp, I ask him to have Maddi "visit" Blue, and now that bottle is quite cozy, with a few preserved dwarves (sp?) yelling at me that it's "not funny," and to let them out. Then why am I laughing so hard, on top of
My Hill?