Pam

The PAM has no time for shopping as he spends all his time watching the weird habits of others. Think about it: They're acting weird and HE'S watching them act weird! Confused yet? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/g020.gif

The PAM is forever late at making posts, huh. :rolleyes:

The PAM is a member of the Ministry of Funny Walks.

The PAM has had some recent facial plastic sugery (lip augmentation?); the poor workmanship and unfortunate effects are impossible to miss.

The PAM whines to little old ladies that his face has more wrinkles than theirs.

The PAM is the greatest person to have ever lived. I'm sorry, I just couldn't insult the above great man.

The PAM believes in self-praising himself a lot. :brow: What he doesn't know is that actually I am the greatest person to have ever lived :cool: :cool: (silly ignorant people :rolleyes: :rolleyes:)

The PAM is the greatest person alive who is riding on a pony towards Mars. It's a good thing she's the only one currently doing so. :D :p

Come one, Come all, but only handsome men. ;) I am on this journey towards Mars. :banana: :banana:

The PAM lives in a fantasy world and refuses to come out of it. :D

I like it in my fantasy world. :nod:

The PAM is envious of my fantasy world, but doesn't even realise she is living in one of her own. :p

Me too !! And I am the one enjoying my fantsay more than anyone else :banana:

I am too cool to be envious :cool:

The PAM is so full of false pride about his fantasy world :p

And well I shoud be proud, my kingdom spans the galaxy! :)

The PAM is so cool, she uses it to freeze anyone she doesn't like. :eek:

Not really. I freeze them to death *wicked smile*

next is a King who always gets lost and cant find his way out.

hey! This is the insult the PAM thread, not the predict who will come after you thread. You are in the wrong one, but it's an insult, so I'll forgive you this time.

The PAM can't keep her threads appart.

*sheepish smile* Okay Okay. So I made a mistake.

The PAM likes pointing out mistakes.