Questions Only

Can you tell me how to say "yes" in the form of a question?

Do you agree with me?

How can I say no?

Haven't you ever told me to get my head out of the gutter?

Haven't I?

Haven't I only just realised you are the king of derpy?

Did you only just find that out now?

I only just read it, but don't you think I've known it all along?

Don't you know I have?

Is there a queen of derpy?

Aren't you her?

Uh, ain't I a him?

Why do I no longer frequent LitNet?

Why wouldn't you?

Could computer issues be a problem?