The PAM never runs out of garlic to use in cooking as there is always a fresh bulb hanging from the necklace that never leaves her neck... :lol:
[Hey Kan, hope you are feeling better soon!]
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The PAM never runs out of garlic to use in cooking as there is always a fresh bulb hanging from the necklace that never leaves her neck... :lol:
[Hey Kan, hope you are feeling better soon!]
The PAM, being so jealous, is waiting for an opportunity to steal my garlic necklace!
The PAM wears a garlic necklace, forgetting that many Vampires are Italian...
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...omKane/Nun.gif
The PAM still dances the Macarena.
A year's worth of graveyard mold clings to the PAM... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ing_dragon.gif Hi, Kathy!
The PAM is convinced that hienas laugh when he is around because of his brilliant wit!
(aw, thanks, Kiz, how thoughtful of you! All better now :)
The PAM socks are very smelly- your meant to change them every day not every year!:p
To the PAM, everything smells foully for the simple reason that her nose neither can stretch itself far away from her own body nor can it get used to its stench :)
How shall I describe the PAM? Dottering Dunderhead? Gallumphing Gargoyle? Nope...wait for it....Thou cullionly dismal-dreaming skainsmate!
Hiya Pen, Niamh and kandaurov....:wave:
The PAM speaks in tongues :confused:
Hello back to you, K! :wave:
The PAM has no tongue to speak!
Hey hey Kathy ( And Kandaurov of course!:p ):wave:
The PAM has a red, tiny, slimy and grumpy leprechaun instead of a tongue!
Haha I'd be crestfallen if you forgot me! Hideho, Niamh! :wave:
How does the PAM write, if there's no point to it? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ane/Ginger.gif
The PAM thinks mashed potatoes and gravy make an excellent medium for sculpture. It's food, not art....
My mother tongue is English...let me guess, was it cullionly and skainsmate? If it makes you feel better, I don't know what they mean either....:lol: That particular insult comes courtsey of the Shakespearean Insulter. While 99.9 percent of the time I am a "hands on" insulter, I thought that generator would be funny. It uses actual insults from Shakespeare, such as this one:Quote:
Originally Posted by kandaurov
Alternatively, it generates an insult that good old Will might have written, such as the one I posted previously. :DQuote:
Draw your neck out of your collar.
Taken from: Romeo and Juliet
PAM is a weedy dizzy-eyed wagtail
(that shakespeare insulter is pretty good)
It is pretty funny isn't it...Thou odiferous tickle-brained flirt-gill!:p
In honor of her 1 year anniversary the PAM is making her RL friends and family adopt literary names like Hester, Bram and Beawolf.
What shalt we title thee, besides the already given Grover, The Lurker at the Threshhold, mayhap? (From Lovecraft...) http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...e/Friday13.gifhttp://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Kane/Ghost.gif
The PAM is dusting off his rainbow wig, getting it ready for summer wear.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5...rainbowwig.jpg
LMAO! I should do that! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
the person above me doesnt realise that chocolate is for eating not for swiming in....
The PAM's date for tonight: http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ne/Cainsaw.gif
The PAM has a fondness for peanut butter and brussel sprout sandwiches. On rye bread, mind you.
The PAM buys irregular underwear.
the PAM has no underwear!:eek:
The PAM wears underwear as a hat.
Why does the PAM have this morbid facination with underwear? Did she go on jockey-shorts raids in her collage days? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Kane/Loser.gif
Nom de plume of the PAM: Pleghmy McTwist.
stop putting salt in the coffee PAM!:p
Stop drinking it, PAM! You like the dry heaves that much? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ne/GoDutch.gif
The PAM has a morbid fascination with tube socks...his favorite pair are named "Tubey" and "Grey Goose". Who else would name their socks?
The PAM not only names her socks she also invite them to dinner!
Pfft, not even, PAM. The PAM has tea parties with all her brasseries, socks, and various other assorted undergarments. ;)
The PAM's stockings are moth-eaten and reek of graveyard mold... or so this guy tells me...
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/Bela.gif
The PAM savors the smell of graveyard mold.
So say the PAM who has the Onion Breath of Death! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Faint.gif
The PAM has a speacial powder blue satin track suit he wears on special occasions
The PAM doesn't wear deodorant.
And PAM bought ketchup cake for his birthday!
The PAM made that ketchup cake.
The memsahib should watch where her flying carpet takes her! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/genie.gif