PAM shot an arrow through his foot.
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PAM shot an arrow through his foot.
Ha! The PAM doesn't know what Hammer Pants are...No, wait. That is a compliment!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
The PAM tucks a smelly old cabbage leaf into his shirt pocket, in lieu of a hanky.
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(Virgil, Hammer pants are these strange looking pants made famous by MC Hammer. They are made of tons and tons of fabric and one could actually jump out of a plane wearing them and not need a parachute.
"Can't touch this!!!!!" "It's Hamma time!!!"
The person above me rubs the written "Use Me" on Rubbish Buckets and changes it into "Use Me Not."
The PAM has all sorts of bugs in her feathers.
PAM was unconscious for the oh-so-brief period that Hammer Pants were popular.
Oh, you also forgot, kathy, they also tended to be bright and reflective. Like space blankets.
Oh thanks. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by kathycf
Well, then, the PAM loves to wear his Hammer pants at the beach. He walks through the sand while the ocean breeze blows up the trouser legs into beach ballshapes. The PAM is so proud when he does this.
The PAM has fleas and the mange! :wave:
The PAM has a lizard tail.
The person above me adore lizards.
The PAM loves mangoes.
That's not really an insult is it? Mangoes are nice.
The PAM is so poor at insulting people, she ends up complimenting them so severely, they have to take a days rest to recouperate.
The PAM can't navigate his horse through space OR time!
The person above me falls from her horse now and then and yet she boasts that she is the best rider ever.
the PAM leaves her fingerprints in all the ripe produce at the grocery store.
The PAM moves all the fruit on the top of the bin away to get at the fruit nearer the bottom when shopping in dingy whole foods markets.