An old bomb if I had one - and then collect on the insurance! Or if I was feeling frisky - report it as stolen to the cops! That'd learn him!
Faithosaurus - we have to get married
(faithosaurus only)
Everyone else - You can be an overnight million dollar star! All you have to do is immediately get yourself down the gym, go to singing lessons and define your own fashion sense, and be prepared because you're going to have to do it until the public turns against you! But hey, afterwards, millions of dollars!
(Edit: sorry, I'm a walking famine, and I'm going up in a hot air balloon tomorrow! Carry on without me!)

