Would You??

Absolutely.

Would you eat snake?

Definitely not.

Would you recite your own poetry in front of a crowd of over 1,000?

Sure, if people are gathered to hear poetry, it's good practice. I'm not going to run on stage and grab the mike off U2 or Julian Assange if they are in front of their fans.

Would you shave all of your hair off your head for a protest?

Yes, but I'd probably need to hold a sign, too.

Would you cook a hot dog on a stick over burning trash?

To me, a cooked hot dog is the same as burnt trash, so no.

Would you sell a testicle to scientific research for 20 grand? Or, depending on the next person's gender, a breast?

If I were homeless, yes.

Would you live alone on an island if need be?

If it's in the Pacific, yes. If it's in the Atlantic in general proximity to the Gulf of Mexico, no. I like cool breezes to go with my warm sun.

Would you live in a glass booth in a museum in Chicago for no less than 30 days; people looking at you, filming you, and broadcasting you on television and internet?

Ah no... Don't like to be stared at.

Would you eat dog food if that is all you could eat?

yes, you have to survive.

Where would your dream vaction spot be and who would you bring?

St. Barth's! And I would bring my best friend.

Would you go skydiving with a risky parachute?

No...there are those who depend on me...

Would you eat a gold fish?

I'm a vegetarian.

Would you hold a bumblebee?

I've held a bumblebee (and a poisonous spider, poisonous snake, a wasp, patted a shark and a tiger, helped wrestle a crocodile back into the water to redirect it from the campsite. I patted a dolphin and it scratched my hand with its very sharp teeth too - the only one to hurt me) so yes.

I like all animals even if they do have the reputation of being the skinheads of their respective species.

Would you eat a part of yourself (say your foot) if you thought you only had a 10/90 chance of survival?

No!

Would you buy something expensive(something you might not be able to afford otherwise) at a much lower price from someone who's desperately in need of money and will have to sell it to you for whatever money you offer?

Too vague.

It would depend on whether I needed it, it was the best of it's type, whether I knew/liked the person, whether they would otherwise accept charity (or if it was just the tip of the iceberg of their troubles), whether the amount asked was affordable to me, whether I thought I could sell the article at a later time, whether I thought someone might be more interested than I, whether I smelt a rat (was it possibly stolen?)

Anyway, if the majority of responses were positive then I would like to think I've helped them out of a jam (and might leave the offer open for them to redeem the item once they're financially capable).

Would you kill someone who you knew was far more dangerous alive (though not to you personally), and you were in a perfect position to do so, and guaranteed never to be tried for murder?