What kind of pets would be kept by the PAM, seeing as how she (lives?) in a crypt, when she isn't walking lonely roads in the moonlight...?
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What kind of pets would be kept by the PAM, seeing as how she (lives?) in a crypt, when she isn't walking lonely roads in the moonlight...?
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The PAM likes to burn things. *sniff* Is that an Alvin the Chipmunk costume burning?
The PAM probably smells the ends of those pointy sticks she sharpens then hardens in the fire...http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ne/Barmaid.gif
When returning home the PAM greets his pets in doggy fashion...... by sniffing their rear ends.
They don't call the PAM "Jumping Jack Flash" after the song, you know... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Kane/Baldy.gif
When not writing and posting in forums, the PAM is especially found of riding escalators at the mall....always hoping they will go someplace other than the outside the store that sells mothballs.
The PAM wears mothballs as earrings.
The PAM thinks cotton candy is the same as cotton balls. Her Foot care is a shamble! :lol:
Those eyes are awful shifty Asa! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Kane/Dawgs.gif
The PAM writes stories which blows readers' minds.
The PAM eats a diet soley consisting of soggy spaghetti topped with grape jelly.
The PAM has some dark, wicked magic powers and somehow got me the flu :mad:
The PAM was still wearing the girly wig that Niamh bestowed upon him, and upon standing in the rain, caught his dreadful cold...
The PAM dyed her eyebrows purple to match her eyes.
The PAM does nothing in the event of nothing happening so nothing continues to happen
The PAM's fingers and mouth are stained orange from the continuous diet of Cheetos.
The PAM adorns herself with a wig made out of bark.
Whenever the PAM smiles she has lipstick on her teeth. ;)
The PAM is eagerly anticipating the N*sync comback tour.
The Pam has a mullet and drives a camaro and thinks Whitesnake was a good thing and is still wearing stirrups from the first '80's fashion wave
From the PAM wafts the constant odor of small piquant onions... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...mKane/Mime.gif
This is the insult thread - not the compliment thread!!!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Shalot
The PAM can often be seen wearing a coat he made completely out of pigeon feathers.
The PAM stole of of the pigeons that the PAHer use to make his coats!
The PAM only wears clothing that is neon orange in color and tops it off with a leprechaun hat in neon green. Festive!
...I'm still convinced that the PAM got me the flu, that evil witch :mad:
The reason the PAM has the flu is because he never listened when his mother told not to skinny dip in the atlantic ocean after dark!
The PAM seems to have conveniently forgotten about her romantic liason with George, the leprechaun....Tsk, tsk.
This comment and the sig of the PAPAM (person above the person above me) brings to mind the following:Quote:
Originally Posted by kandaurov
I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room.
Blaise Pascal
French mathematician, physicist (1623 - 1662)
Therefore the papam must blame his flu on himself. So nyah. :p
The PAM pwned me. I'll get you for this, Big K :p
The Pam sounds like a Kandy... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../CandyCane.gif
The PAM likes to rap about butterflies and flowers.
Break it down, home-dragon! :cool:
The PAM is oddly fond of the name Englebert. Nobody really knows why....
the PAM wears garlic and herb infused olive oil as a perfume.
PAM has too many "a"'s in her lit net name.
PAM has too many V's in his lit net name and the little description saying thingy underneath right above his wolf pic :nod:
The PAM's atvar expression is under susspicion at the moment... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ane/devwmn.gif The expert is looking at it now...
PAM keeps a tinfoil collection.
The PAM deep-fries sardines in hot caramel, eats them in one bite and claims they're delicious.
The Pam wears a tin foil hat.
The PAM will have their thoughts stolen by aliens, but returned because they frightened the alien offspring.
PAM is very well known in his home town. Mothers tell their naughty kids, 'If you don't start behaving well, we will ask Dante to babysit again.'
Incidentally, all children start to behave like little angels from that moment onwards.