they adore Orange, it brings out the color in their eyes..It is funny that they like Orange because..
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they adore Orange, it brings out the color in their eyes..It is funny that they like Orange because..
they really should be hunting at dusk, but often get distracted by the amazing sunsets on the savannah. Speaking of savannahs,
that is the names of the new two headed turtle.....it has a really weird shell because..
both heads can poke in at different times, if they like. Turtles, especially sea turtles are pretty cool because . . .
they avoid contentious discussions with angry astronomers about whether or not Pluto is really a planet; however, the other side of the coin is not so happy: they are also notoriously prone to...
complain about light pollution and global warming. I mean, really, who wants to get chewed out by a sea turtle? That's like . . .
a big insult to the species. They are rather zebracentric though. they tried to fix their narcicism but ended up...
jumping up and down with a big bunny eared hat on their head, singing
"I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!" and so on and so forth, leading me to believe that.....
they had consumed some..."suspicious" substances that led to a mental breakdown of sorts. I took them to a psychiatrist and she prescribed.....
Jelly beans. Lots and lots of jelly beans which was sort of peculiar simply because....
the sugar would make them act out more. To the point that...
all they wanted to do was consume microwave burritos, listen to "Stairway to Heaven" and say "dude"... which lasted just long enough to...
drive their parents insane. They were kicked out of the house and forced to go.....
drive their parents insane. They were kicked out of the house and forced to go live with amish people; learning to churn butter properly they returned...
via horseback to their homes to discover that in their absence a most unexpected thing had happened:
their parents had become new age travellers, sold the house, bought a narrowboat and were on their way to Stonehenge to.....
do some in depth bird watching and heavy duty laying around. Sometimes I think that ...
stones can weigh heavy on your heart, when visiting places so remote and austere as Stonehenge, but then I find there is a way to lift up your spirits by.......
saying, "I do believe in fairies!" and really meaning that! You see, I believe in fairies because....
I see them with my very own eyes, every night high up in the trees and sometimes they venture into my darkened room at night, glowing and spreading amazing light on all everything; then they begin to.......
ask me embarrassing questions about my income tax forms, whilst opening drawers and doors, in an obvious attempt to...
peep and snoop around; oh, how I hate those peeping Tom fairies and yes, they might be cute, but they can be so very annoying that it makes you want to......
get out a flyswatter and a can of hairspray. See, the thing about the hairspray is....
See, the thing about the hairspray is when combined with flies creates a reaction of sorts. A nuclear reaction! Molecularly speaking, Drosophilia flies are enriched with traces of uranium; combine this with the pentaphamine V chemical in hairspray...
and viola! an indestructible new form of polyester molecule. Ah science...remember the good old days when...
...you could do these types of basement experiments on fairies and flies and such without PETA sticking their noses into the mix. I wish...
...pigs could fly. If pigs could fly....
said the fly to the fairies
"Then perhaps they'd do these polyester-making experiments on pigs instead of us. But it's..."
....too late seeing as all the pigs were used in an experiment that caused massive.....
....explosions around the world which destroyed...
...much of the ozone, due to the mass quantities of methane that was released. This of course had the...
record for highest methane release in history, except for possibly that time when . . .
down in the basement, lit only by a candle the fairies and pigs devised mad plans to....
to take over the show American Idol and make threatening gestures to that annoying guy, you know the one, he is....
so sarcastic he belongs in the world of Impossibly Sarcastic Entities, like that person who...
will post immediately after me: man I hate it when s/he...
will post immediately after me: man I hate it when s/he reads me the wrong way. But hey, we live in a world of.........
absolute denial which is definitely something that my imaginary dog will need to...
eventually get over and take a walk to the...