King of the hill

I bring a rotten banana peel and throw it at your feet and you trip and fall off the hill and in triumph I claim

my hill.

Seasong's hill.

I have all the fool proof ideas, and that is what I did -- used one of the great ideas from the "Senior Butcher Guide Book" :D

I dig up the entire circumference of the hill, and start a fire, anyone who tries to cross the fiery pit will be roasted....HA HA HA

I see from the top of My Hill, the sad ending of Seasong....tsk tsk...

I once again rule over my hill...

My Hill!!! :cool:

Madhuri's hill

Madhuri fails to remember it is in the middle of winter. With not a shred of life to burn on the fire around the hill dies out. Madhuri quickly runs to a nearby tree for some firewood where Sempra happens to be napping on after feasting upon a delicious choco cupcake from smilingtearz. S/he begins hacking at the tree when Sempra awakes and spots the opportunity to sieze the hill. With not a second thought he jumps from the tree and lands directly on top of Madhuri, buried into the snow. Sempra races to once again to rightfully claim his hill.

My hill

After eating such a a delicious chocolate cupcake (or so I'm told), Sempra got a cramp from running at mach 5 to the hill. With a sigh, S flopped onto the valuable mound and took a nap. Little did s/he realize that Book had awakened after the Stupify and had found her pointy stick of doom. Taking the pointy stick, she poked Sempra in the rear, surprising the napping artist. Sempra went flying down the hill crying, "The Cupcakes are coming! The Cupckaes are coming! Flee!" Madhuri, who was just getting up after being struck by a gravity bound tree-dweller, was once again (ouch) run over the not-so-starving artist and both were knocked cold promptly. Thrusting the pointy stick of doom up into the air, Book called out proudly, "FREEEEDOM! ...Wait no, wrong line. *Ahem* MY HILL! Bwa ha ha ha ha haa!!"
And that was how the Mighty Queen of the Pointy Sticks came into rule. Fools. ^_^

Bookinator's hill

I sing at Bookinator's resonant frequency and she shatters...in a completely repairable fashion I assure you. Then I stroll up and claim

my hill.

Seasong's hill.
Having just finished watching a very intense bout of wrestling, zanna charges up the hill and unleashes her fury on seasong, and after much teeth-gnashing and a few battle crys, seasong runs for the other hills upon hearing the "leroy jenkins" roar, a most effective weapon in hill battles. Exhausted, Zanna collapses on HER HILL!

(weird to write about myself in third person like that, but hey. whatever works, right?)

zanna's hill.

The exhausted, collapsed zanna was easily nudged off of

my hill.

:lol:
Darn, musta wasted my vocal chords on that great battle cry. *sigh* It's stll a great one, if yelled correctly. Zanna challenges Bluevictim to a footrace around the hill, and shoves (him?) off when he beings to flag.
:D My hill.

There happened to be a trampoline right where bluevictim landed and he bounced back and knocked zanna off.

My hill.

Shoot! The bum luck!
But, once again, zanna's extreme clumsiness (worth a few mil, if caught on home video) manages to take out bluevictim on his return bounce, causing him to splat a ways off. My hill.

Just before bluevictim fell off, he planted a bunch of explosives on the hill; the explosives explode. This confuses all the snakes burrowed in the hill and they all come out and scare zanna off.

My hill.

:eek: Oh, no! Bluevictim's hill.
But, the snakes stick around, and since B can't speak parsltounge, ends up accidently offending them, so they eat him! :eek: Leaving the hill quite free to be claimed by moi. :D

While BV and zanna duke it out, Bookinator sneaks back on the hill and reclaims her rightful mound of dirt. With the right protective spells (from Book's pointy stick o' doom) the hill is back under the righteous rule of the crazy writer. Book, triumphant at the thought of her mound and the weekend, proclaims, "MY HILL!!!"

*jigs* ^_^

Book's hill

It seems the only way to overpower a writer is to challenge their power. Sempra marches up the hill, coming across Books defensive spells. To his left a a movie producer, and to his right a director. Sempra walks out of sight while the producer offers a contract to Book for a movie to be made. A bit skeptical the writer lowers her defense to bring to two men up. The director hands Book the movie script and as s/he reads it is appalled by the changes that were made in the movie. A big one catches her eye: "What's this?! You cut me out of the movie!" At this the director exclaims "Eeeeeeeeexactly!" as Sempra grabs a cane and hooks Book out of the hill.

My hill (Sempra holds Book's pointy stick of doom to his chest and says "I'd like to thank the Academy for their support.")

That's. My. Pointy. Stick. Fool.

As she flew throught the air, Book pulled out a checkbook and lawsuit. Immediately, lawyers smelled the scent of money and a ridiculous fight. Book landed neatly by the hill (Sempra wasn't much of a baseball player) and sued Sempra, the producer, and the director for breaking copy right law and for touching the Pointy Stick O' Doom. Book's rabid lawyers forced Sempra into bankruptcy and S had to sell the hill in order to pay the fees. Triumphantly, Book retrieved her stick and made a moat around the hill, for the lawyers to eat any foolish trespassers. Brandishing her Pointy Stick O' Doom, Book scatched the message on the side of the hill for all to see. "MY HILL! NO TOUCHY!"

Book, deciding that she was tired of jigging, bought an instructional video in order to learn interpretive dance.