Yaar!!! Tis the best kind O' squid then!
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Yaar!!! Tis the best kind O' squid then!
Yes, but lately it is only interested in watching TV and eating potato chips :(
Well then we must give it some of Robin's rum and liven it up. ;)
good idea, but I doub't it'll get him of his seabed. :)
Such a silly squid! What can we do to motivate it?
Maybe we can shoot a cannonball into its TV, that'll certainly get him angry.
That would work, but would it be advisable? How about taking away his chips and making him swab the deck? Yar, tis hard, I don't know the first thing about the habits o' squid.
we'll be needing to find a squid master
MissC? Where have you gone to? :bawling:
...erm? Right here? Where be you, Robin o' The High Seas?
....are we after a kraken?
A sea serpent perhaps, my sweet wench...:brow:
Silence, you sea dog, you.... I was out kuing....
So, innuendos aside.... what is this wench's first duty?
Accompany me to the first mate's quarters, poppet - morale needs boosting. ;)
Then shall I smack you???
((If so, then I'm all for it...:p))
Your prerogative, love, although since it'll be below decks, methinks we shouldn't post our plans in the forum proper...