Would You??

No!
Would you attend a family members funeral if you knew they were an axe murderer?

no

Would you attend a religious funeral if you knew the deceased to be an atheist?

No

Would you?

Maybe, it occurs to me that funerals are really for the grieving rather than the dead.

If you saw a waiter/cook do something gross (spit in maybe) to someone's food would you say something? Just for fun let's say the 'someone' is a person you don't like.

Maybe back when I was an evil child I wouldn't have done anything, but I would now. If someone does such a thing it may not have been the first time. I don't think anyone would want someone working in their restaurant who behaved like that.

Would you cook a crab or crayfish by throwing the living animal into a pot of boiling water?

In normal circumstances, I don't think so.

Same question.

Since the animal dies instantaneously of shock, I'd have to say yes.

Would you, given the choice, eat gene modified food or moldy food?

Gene Modified Food!

Same Question!

No.

Would you wish for immortality?

No Never!!!

Same Question?

Yes. Easy.

Would you take the blame for something that you didn't do?

No. However, I won't say 'never'.

Would you put the blame of something you did on someone who had deliberately and horribly wronged you?

No (then I wouldn't be able to all superior and stuff)

same question

No, the lie would come out eventually.


If a car dealership, who usually has medium to bad service left a brand new part in your car would you drive back to the dealership to return it or would you make them come and get it?

Weeeell, I would friggin' keep it.

...nah, I'd prolly drive back and return it. Lazy folk who suck at their jobs are people too.

Would you have maggot therapy?