No idea - if parrots want more than one partner, that's up to them. Mind you, there's always the risk of psitticosis.
What gives red squirrels the idea that they are better than grey ones?
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No idea - if parrots want more than one partner, that's up to them. Mind you, there's always the risk of psitticosis.
What gives red squirrels the idea that they are better than grey ones?
Because they were on holiday when the Berlin wall came down.
Why do we spend our lives working?
Because if we didn't work we would spend time enjoying ourselves and the 11th commandment says "Thou shalt not enjoyeth thy selfeth.... evereth."
If bigger is better than why do we like gadgets so small, we lose them every two seconds?
Because egos never come in small sizes
Was Lady GaGa really calling Alejandro in her "Alejandro" video?
Who knows........!
Why did she wear a telephone on her head?
So she can have a phone with her for whenever Beyonce calls her... unfortunately those aren't allowed in jail.
Why is it that doing is said do-ing, but boing is said boyng and not bo-ing.... or doyng?
To prevent any native English speakers feeling really comfortable with the illogicality of it all.
Will I pull through from this rough cough I got ploughing, because I've had enough?
Yes, it's all in your head anyway
Why do they sterilize needle for lethal injection executions?
There's nothing more embarrassing than a corpse with a nasty infection - you might catch something, and try putting that on an insurance claim form.
If a man speaks in a forest, and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Yes... He could be speaking to a female tree. (hahahaha)
Are aliens real?
I can only answer that after I've spoken to the little green man with antennae in the corner of the room.
Why did they name the planet Pluto after a cartoon dog?
Because Disney runs a dictatorship that extends fairytales
Why is Dragon Ball Z turned into a movie?
Who knows from Dragon Ball X or whatever, already?
(Uh...you Didn't ask a question alrighty)
Would Beyonce have done that duet with GaGa if Madonna told her no to?
I know nothing of these people, who do not inhabit the life of one so venerable, indeed, almost to the point of being antediluvian. My idea of modern stopped in 1974.
Who are these strange sounding beings? Which planet do they populate?
These beings Eunanimes and they inhabit mainstremas and reach our planet through lyricadium - a rare stone that grows on trees.
Will you go Waka Waka for them?
I'm sorry, I only go Waka Waka for ichthyosaurs and pterodactyls
Why go Waka Waka when you could go Oggy Oggy Oggy?
Because going ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing is too hard.
Why does grape flavor smell the way it does when actual grapes don't taste or smell like that?
To save using actual grapes, for which there is a better destiny, usually invovling being trampled on and bunged in a bottle.
Why are beef flavour crisps (chips) OK for vegetarians, but cheese and onion flavour ones aren't?
Because Veggies like being difficult. (and really...?)
Why would Lady GaGa want a Bad Romance?
Because it is laid down in law, Statue No 1878394, section 7, sub-section 49, para 356, sub-para 114, line 5 from the word "culturally bereft", amended 2006, revised 2009, ignored 1010. Approximately
Why did Beethoven go deaf?
After making love to Lady GaGa and getting fried badly deafness is known to be a side effect
Why would Mozart like Lady GaGa?
I should imagine, like the vast majority of those who aspire to some form of culturalism, Mozart would have hated that atonal, talentless screeching. Not that I am biased in any way shape or form, but frankly, it is starting to look like a schoolboy obsession!
Was Mozart really a Freemason?
Yes because mason's are free to do whatever they like with Walt Disney (and I do mean whatever :yikes:)
Would cows abducted by aliens learn their language?
No reason why not - "Moo" is reckoned to universally understood. Ask Zaphod Beeblebrox, he was President.
Was Samuel Morse dotty?
Dotty Dotty Samuel Morsey Dotty Dotty It's His Theme Sone (I don't know the guy actually :P)
Would Queen Victoria Marry George Washington?
Probably not, since both have shuffled off this mortal coil, gone to meet their maker, dead, deceased, snuffed it, ceased to be, gone to join the Choir Invisible, become an ex-prime minister and an even more ex Monarch. Tends to cramp the style somewhat.
What does it say about Prince Albert's Teutonic superiority that he succumbed to an iffy drain in Hackney?
That he is a royal pain in the butt
Would you love Westerns if the British were in them too?
They'd be brilliant. "I say, old boy, kindly dismount from your equine quadruped and drink your milk!" "The jolly old heck I would, Mr Kincaid, old chap!" "The Good, the Bad and the Really Not Terribly Attractive, all things considered, what?" "The Bunfight at the 'Good Show' Corrall"
Are America and Britain really divided by a common language, as Churchill reckoned?
The colourful language indeed or shall I state colorful old chap or old boy/man
Would Thursday Next Of Jasper Fford novels have an Bangali/Indian version?
Bollywood are working on it as we speak!
Why are nearly alll the Indian restaurants in England actually Pakistani, Bangladeshi or Kashmiri?
Because they all want to be Indian. Duh. :]
Why are people looking for Waldo? (As in Where's Waldo or Where's Wally in some places.)
Because nobody wants to be called Wally, so if we find him, he can't be us!
Why would a Pakistani want to be thought of as an Indian?
So they can say they're the real Slim Shady.
Why is it that every scary movie has a naughty scene?
Because Of The Great Divide that Androgyny protests
Scary movies have naughty scenes that are too scary to be kinky :D
Would Ironman marry Elizabeth I?
NO - the Iron Lady was Margaret Thatcher, and that was the ony way there would have been a magnetic attraction. There is now a magnetic attraction between me and my bed. See you guys on the morrow, if I haven't got any work to do! Nos da!
Sleep Well Dafyd :D
Are sleeping pills valid if you are asleep?
Sorry, I missed that one, I was asleep. Seriously, I was in an army hospital once, and the woke this poor bloke up, just to give him a sleeping tablet.
What gave Quasimodo the hump?
Slumping against the wall dog tired after ringing those bleeping bells
What made The Phantom of the Opera so ugly?
He found out that he'd been cast in another Lloyd-Webber show.
If people complain that they are short sighted, yet they can still see the moon, where does the problem lie?