start picking his nose like that, in front of everybody? I swear, some people do not have the common sense that would be expected from a ....
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start picking his nose like that, in front of everybody? I swear, some people do not have the common sense that would be expected from a ....
cockroach foreclosing the local orphanage in order to set up a...
one of those dodgy bank accounts, the kind that you would set up if you were a spy or something. This leads me to believe that...
cochroaches have big nostrils. How else is he going to get that thing up there? I suddenly realized that my obscure train of thought has somehow...
led to something incredibly fun, like that...
carnival around the corner. Only my fear of clowns has caused me to..........
run to the local bar and down a double of anything they had left, since I was still shaking in my boots, the ones I bought when I went to.....
...a dumpsite and rolled myself in the dirt 'til I found those pair of boots. You can just imagine how putrid I must've smelled and the worst part is when the worm crawled up my pant leg! Sheesh! Maybe someone could...
roll me in some clover, or at least a tangy bread crumb topping. For you see, I have come to the realization that....
chocolate is the only thing worth eating. I don't know who would prefer to rather have...
aluminum foil, when they could have chocolate! Crazy, I tell you, that boy must be . . .
a girl in disguise because I saw...
her laughing in the mirror, just like Paris Hilton does when she . . .
pretends that she has some semblence of humanity. Ouch, was that a wee bit harsh? Did you know that I sometimes feel that....
celebrities tend to lose their humanity? Well, often . . .
I see people from all walks of life picking their noses when they think nobody is watching them. Is that not one of the humblest activities? And to think that ...
everyone looks down upon it, yet tries to sneak it in every so often! Aren't we such . . .
everyone looks down upon it, yet tries to sneak it in every so often! Aren't we such eccentric nose pickers! I say we all open up our blinds for the world to see, and pick our noses proudly while eating a peanut butter and jam sandwich.........
being careful of course not to mix the nose stuff with the jam. At any rate, what do you all say to a rousing game of...
Twister in a field of landmines while at the same time we
Scrabble? At least we can show that we are all...
twisting with twister and making long words with double letter points and all. It is very interesting when you combine them and get a "Q" on a yellow circle. This puts me in mind of an incident that happened a while ago, when....
we were tied up in the hull of that Russian trawler surging through the North Atlantic, wishing we had some chewing gum so that
we could style our hair, but all we had was . . .
Jello...
I am in the mood for...
Glenn Miller! I'm listening to that song right now . . . it's a good one, but so is . . .
Diana Krall; she really swings and plays a mean piano, great vocals; love here sound.... but there are different type of music out there, something for everyone's taste, such as....
Diana Krall; she really swings and plays a mean piano, great vocals; love here sound.... but there are different type of music out there, something for everyone's taste, such as the ABC Boys; their smash hit Alphabet Soup Me hit atop the charts some years ago. Their musical style blended........
dressing, onions, potatoes and seasonings to make the best potato salad I have ever had. Why that reminds me of the time that...
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I tried to cook...it didn't go over very well because....
...cats won't stay in the blender while you're...
adding dog food to the blender. They seem to think that you are...
...a buffoon doing the monkey dance, which would be an insult to those poor apes. If only someone had the conscience of...
of a zebra..... Why Zebra? Well, Zebra's like to dance and make.......
entertaining performances. They were even offered a job playing.....
the tambourine in a marching tambourine band. They declined however, simply due to the fact that...
that they play the piano...you know, black and white zebras plunking black and white keys. Their favorite tune is "Black and Blue Zebras Plunking Black and Green Keys" because...
red is their favorite color, and if you think that is random...well, you got another thing coming because...
they have that in common with lions. They love red, of course, but . . .