Would You??

Laughing. Everyone would just chalk it up to a hysterical episode brought on by bereavement.

Oh... same question, why not?

Oh wow. I was going to say pee in my pants, but I think Robin thought it out better. I'll go with laughing.

Same question

Thinking about it a little, one could easily wind up doing both. I've been to and conducted funerals were things went so laughably wrong that I have seen family members laugh, such as when the minister conducting the graveside service for my wife's great-aunt called her by her daughter's name the whole time while the daughter sat within two feet of him! She later stated that she felt like either strangling him or wetting her pants from surpressed laughter, as the poor man was her cousin. I know I was red from trying not to laugh. (He also laid his Bible down atop the casket, which got everyone uptight to begin with!)

Same question.

If it's all right, I guess I'll just "ditto" my earlier reply and revive the thread?

Of the following, which would you most rather learn? A musical instrument (your choice), a martial art (your choice), or a dance style (your choice)?

Obviously, I will prefer to learn a musical instrument. (a part of my dream)

Since I already play music on guitar, mandolin, and keyboard, I will hone my martial arts skills, maybe take up kendo.

Same question.

Well I'd love to learn play the piano and violin, I love both... and I would love to learn many dance styles...

Same q.

I would learn a musical instrument - I have a strong feeling I'd make a pretty good drummer.

If you had to either swim across a mile of shark infested waters or walk 2 miles across lion infested safari land which would you choose?

I'd guess I'd rather die by lion. At least you'd be able to see your death coming; the thought of mysterious dark water is almost as terrifying to me as the sharks.

same Q

I agree with you, however I would choose the water because when I'm tired I can keep on swimming. I can't run for crap!

Would you perform oral sex on yourself if you could?

Hahahahaha!! :lol:

No.

If they invented really inexpensive and safe jet-packs that ran on hydro-electric power (no pollution, free to power), would you buy one?

jet-packs? Like strap to your back and fly to the store? Heck yeah! And BTW thank you for posting a new question. :rolleyes: :lol:


Would you rather sit in a dumpster full of restaurant garbage for two days or swim in a pool of eye boogers for thirty minutes?

And thank you for posting a new question as well. *nudge nudge* ;)

I hope you like my new question, tee hee.

dumpster, somehow eye boogers seem like they'd have more infectious bacteria to transmit than garbage.

Question: Would you like to know the date of your death, if you could?