Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

She was married to a guy like Kevin Federline - she is now allowed to do whatever the hell she wants, since she has been found irrevocably insane.

Why are Monty Python so damn funny?

because most people don't like spam...:lol:

is it a crime to get even?

no coz steven will be even

why people love to gossip?

Because if they don't their brains will start working

Why can't people fly?

As if bird poop wasn't enough.

Who picks the movies that are shown in an airplane?

Frank Ford Decapola (sp?)

Why are black people always shoved into sports?

is that question answerable?

Here, I will be equally discriminatory, and will therefore not be discriminatory ;)

In hopes that they get injured
Because they ran out of Mexicans to injure
Because white people cant play sports

Why is there such a thing as politically incorrect?

i resemble that remark...:lol:

we need more controversy in the news

what makes time move forward?

the batteries in your clock

why is physics so complicated?

To make the teachers look like gods of immeasureable wisdom?

Why isn't more money devoted to the arts?

because nobody likes them

why do people whine that not enough money is devoted to arts?

The people who whine are all them "fight for a cause" types. They're always outraged about something, like the whales, and the global warming, and the rain forest, and the starving children in those desert countries overseas somewhere, and the conflicts in all them foreign countries with all them pygmies in New Guinea.

Why does the work week have to be 40 hours? Why not 30, seeing as how nobody is worth a damn on Friday anyway?

Well, they ain't worth much on Monday, either, still grumpy Tuesday, midweek crisis hits on Wendesday, Thursday they look forward to the weekend, and as you mentioned, aren't worth shucks on Friday. http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...mKane/Jolt.gifhttp://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../ItsFriday.gif


Question is-- why do they have a job?

society loves lazy-bums <3!