As I've mentioned, the PAM simply burns.
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As I've mentioned, the PAM simply burns.
The PAM is the infamous "hook for a hand guy" of urban legend :eek: :eek:
the PAM waves hello...http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/hook.jpg
The PAM wanders through supermarkets looking for tires.
The PAM walks on his hands to save shoe leather. ;)
The PAM has a favorite dance...the Macarena.
"Hey Macarena, ai! "
The PAM picks her nose and wipes any acquired material on the bottom of her car seat.
The PAM steals condiment packages from fast food restaurants.
Thats so true :lol: . Hey I'm a poor college bum.Quote:
Originally Posted by kathycf
The PAM mixes ketchup obtained from fast food restaurants in water and drinks the concoction as a delicacy.
The PAM chews on woodshavings in lieu of gum. MMmm, piney fresh!
That's no excuse! :p ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ShoutGrace
The PAM rubs pine scented car deodorants on her body in a feeble attempt to counterbalance the awful stench which emnates from her at every moment.
The PAM dines on withered decade old carrots and rotten eggs.
The PAM enjoys arranging the letters in her alphabet soup into semi-coherent words/phrases.
The PAM thinks the Rice Krispies really ARE saying "snap, crackle, pop."
The PAM mixes her Rice Krispies with water to save on the calories. What an awful practice, PAM! Disgrace to the hallowed routines of morning comestibles!
The PAM uses candles to read in bed under covers so he can save on eletricity. Every so often he burns a blanket or two and the fire department has to come and put out the fire. Hey, he's a poor college bum.