Would You??

No. As long as I don't hate it myself.

Would you write a novel about your own life?

It'd be pretty boring, so no.

Would you freak out if you met an alien?

Not half as much as he/she/it would!

Do you like the old silent comedies?

Haven't gotten around to watching any, but I'd probably dig it for a little while.

Would you want to know what's going to happen to your conciousness after you die, if you were given the oppertunity to do so without actually going through the awkward "dying" phase?

I already know...

Would you take on a new hobby on a whim?

Like roller skating? yeppers!

Would you wear white to an Italian restaurant?

Sure... I have Italian background... I'm safe.

Would you ring an old friend you hadn't spoken to for a long time, due to a disagreement?

no, not that I'm that bitter, but more so because I wouldn't want to be the one to bring about all of the bad feelings that were once there, and possibly could still be there.

Would you fix a recent faux pas if it meant loosing what you learned from the experience?

Yes.... because you can't forget something you learned... right? Well I guess maths... but you get it.

Would you like to be duct taped to a wall?

Great idea!

Would you?

Nah, I've seen it done and the dude almost choked to death.

Would you pierce your own ears?

No!

Would you pierce someone's ears?

If I was paid a great deal of money and had the right stuff... and a bag to vom in afterwards.

Would you get something other than your ears pierced? (Nose and such)

No, it always worries me that if I were pierced, I'd make a noise like an enormous emission of wind and fly round the room for twenty minutes before collapsing, totally deflated, behind the sofa, never to be seen again.

Visit the zoo just to watch the people gawping at animals they couldn't even name?

No. I go to the zoo for my children and children only.

Would you eat burnt food, just because your partner cooked?