If I were a ______, what would you be?

On the beach..another person....couple of dogs..... sun setting..slight ocean breeze.....wine..chatting...laughing...content.... ....... planning happy things.......this will last Forever...................

What is your strongest memory?

Your grand-daughter :p

If I were the colour yellow, you would be?

Oops! Wrong post...

Strongest memories are the not-so-good ones. Though, I have good memories of the time when my grandmother was alive.

If I were the colour yellow, you would be?

A drug test.

I was wondering why you brought my grandmother into it:p

If I were a police entering your home what would you do before?

call my lawyer

If I the police finished searching your home, you would be?

The missing clue, that, as always, the police fails to uncover. ;)

If I were the missing clue, you would be?

The great Hercule Poirot ;)

If I were a chrysanthemum, what would you be?

............

Make chrysanthemum tea (do not worry, you might not feel a thing)

If I were the future what would you be?

Hope

If I were down, what would you be?

a hot air balloon.

If I were an abacus, what would you be?

A calculator.

If I were a No Parking Sign what would you be?

oblivious to you.

If I were a free day off, you would be?

The guy who calls you into work/school/other.

If I was a joker, and an herbal smoker, and a midnight toker -what would you be?

I`d be the cutest thing that you ever did see, you`d really love my peaches, and you`d want to shake my tree....

if I were looking at the slow autumn through my window, what would you be?

On a ladder to your window.

If I were a unarmed burgler what weapon would you use? (please, nothing more than a spatchla(sic)