If you were a...

The SS Sputnik

If you were an explorer, what era would you like to explore?

How about 2025? Explorers go into the unseen and known world, right?

If you were a blade of grass, what would you say to the encroaching mower?

If your blade can see my blade, then you're too close. Back off!!

If you were a mannequin, what would you say to the window shoppers?

STOP STARING!!!

If you were Santa Claus, would I be on your nice or naughty list?

probably naughty

If you were a Christmas gift, what would you be?

A book called 'Just Like That!'

If you were a coin, which one would you be?

the US $2 coin

If you were an elevator, would you stop on the 13th floor?

Of course... Don't believe in bad luck.

If you were a spider, which typ would you be?

A bird eating spider (see maryd's profile)

If you were maryd would you have a pet spider?

Um, um, I am maryd... So no, I wouldn't... But I have... Um this answer defeats the question. I'm so confused. Thanks Bien, you just managed to confuse me. Yet again.:confused:

If you were me, would you keep a pet bird eating spider because you son wanted one?

Yes...(but if I were you...that would make me female, thus my usual logical self would not be, so I do not know what I would do)

If you were a toy on the island of the misfit toys, what would you be?

A Betty Boop doll, made with barbie's lower body and Betty's upper body, a face made out of clay, but in the formation of Grumpy from the seven dwarfs.

If you were a submarine, where would your first destination be?

ohh I'd like to be on the bottom of the Atlantic where the Titanic is found. Yeah, I'm THAT transparent.

If you were Mona Lisa, what would you say to Leonardo?

That's it!!!

If you were Leonardo, what would you say to Mona Lisa?

hold that million dollar smile baby

If you were Leonardo's wife, what would you say to Mona?