PAM's dragons got mad and ate him... very sad sitchuation. (forget the spelling)
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PAM's dragons got mad and ate him... very sad sitchuation. (forget the spelling)
shurtugal, was shunned by litnetters because of her spelling. she wouldn't leave so they hired an assassin. she was dead within the hour
transported in feudal japan, X and the warrior bumped into each other. and, renew their friendship, they journeyed together into the unknown and dangerous. little did X know that toni was injecting nightmare poison on X's fish that gave the latter disturbing nightmares, echoes, vivid dreams of those he killed who seeked revenge. X, who had been sneaking suspiciously on toni making lunch, saw her put the poison on his fish. he then confronted her and on they went to battle each other but toni was a millisecond quicker, she thrust her reverse-edged sword on his heart... we will miss u very much
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the slight disturbance around X's body should have been a tell-tale sign that this was not the true X. when sword pierced flesh, the body of X burst into a cloud of smoke and Toni's head fell to the floor. X's blade had been so fast, keen, and powerful that Toni's body stood by itself for a few seconds. X had been hiding behind the mighty warrior and bowed his head as the room caught fire and he disappeared.
X was guilty of killing poor toni that he decided to save her and when he did, he forgot his precious blade in the burning room so he went hurrying back in the smoke to retrieve it. But the fire was getting worse, X was trapped inside but not too late to pose for a farewell photo for us all...
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Toni just fell on her sword while cleaning it one day, however as she died she could one mysterious person running, murder, perhaps?
Baki got into her T.A.R.D.I.S time machine. By mistake she set the dials wrong and landed in a stone age caveman war. She was bludgeoned to death. Poor Baki!
will i ever be able to kill x or toni!!!!!!!!
probably not, but i can kill you if you want, even if you don't
shurtugal went clinically insane. someone, apparently unknown, told her that she could fly off to never land. so shurtugal took a running start and jumped off of her balcony, only to plummet 10 feet where she landed on her head. her neck snapped and she died, before her legs touched the ground.
that is a lie i flew marvioulsly!
i was exicted to see that X was finally on i execdently ran over him with my computar.... sorry X. :blush:
Shurtal paused in her running to gasp for breath.
"Don't you ever tire of all of this?"
Shurt jumped. Where did that voice come from?
The Dragon stepped through one of his doorways in the air to face her. "Well. Don't you?"
"What do you mean, Pendragon?"
"Ah." The Dragon's eyes narrowed. He raised a clawed finger. "We kill each other. We die, and we stay not in the world of the dead. We return, and slay again. We spend all our time trying to come up with a more ingenious way to kill the other, knowing that we shall fail in the end, they shall return, and we must do the job again."
He yawned, showing a mouthful of great teeth. "Boring isn't it?"
Shurt looked confused. "This is how it was decided..."
"By whom?" Roared the Dragon. "Who decided we had to follow this path?"
"I-I, well, I don't really know. That's just the rules." Shurt stammered.
"Whatever." The Dragon grumbled. He slashed off her head with the claw. "Tag. You're it."
Our hero Pendragon was flying on the back of his favourite dragon, when suddenly, he slid off.
Fortunately, he landed on some very squishy moss growing out of the sea, where he was rescued by passing sailors.
Late at night, Pendragon was recounting the day's adventures when he foolishly sucked the tip of his ink quill. I'm sorry to say that the ink got the better of him.
PAM was innocently posting away at litnet, when suddenly she had a massive nap attack. Sadly, schadenfreude never woke up. :(
Lame I know, but I can't think of anything else.
the PAM died from a gunshot wound. so much for being bullet proof. I didn't bother to read through and see if someone had said that already, so to make mine original, let me add that bulletproofdork's bullet-protecting-dorkiness was compromised when too many people began to re-define their definition of the word dork, and bulletproofdork no longer fit into the dork category. By losing her dork status, she lost her bullet-proof status as well, and when the bullet hit her, she was extrememly surprised. She raised her eyebrows and opened her mouth in disbelief when the bullet hit. Then she fell backwards and died. They had to have a closed casket because they couldn't shut her eyes and no amount of make-up could disguise her final expression of disbelief. The funeral directors thought it inappropriate to have an open casket service given the circumstances so they shut the coffin on bulletproofdork's wide-eyed, bewildered corpse
Dateline: WE DON'T EVEN KNOW...
It could have been Dunwitch, or perhaps Arkham, it wouldn't be too farfetched to even say Innsmouth, though that rotting town by the sea was supposingly destroyed, but anyhoo, a corpse of a woman, (or what used to be a woman might be a better description) was found near the crick in a strange blue robe. Even more bewilderingly, her skin was blue, and autopsy reports indicate natural hue. She or it, possibly, for she was partially transformed into a fish like creature had been shot, stabbed, and hanged. This reporter had the unfortunate morbid curiosity to see the autopsy photos. I might also have burned the creature at the stake, if I had found it at my door…