Pam

The PAM scribbles short stories with his toes holding a crayon.

The PAM eats paste.

Yet the PAPAM still likes them.

PAM is flammable. 'Nuff said.

The PAM wears his shoes on his ears...why I don't really know. Silly PAM!

The PAM sits on sea turtles for a bit of high speed recklessness.

PAM has enough back hair to tie a pair of sea turtles to his feet.

the PAM delights in wearing a red rubber clown nose...all the time.

The PAM has this morbid taste for things best left undescribed, you know how the dead undying dine...

The PAM is all blue. Hey, Pen, I love this avatar.

The PAM throws out the popcorn and only eats the unpopped kernels.

The PAM's favorite house pet is Corky, the cockroach.

The PAM keeps his massive dead fly collection organized into "coffins" (those little match boxes) as well as being numbered and dated.

The PAM is only an insomniac because her coffin leaks after all these years...

The PAM wanders around graveyards kicking tombstones in much the same manner as a man shopping for cars will kick tires. Looking for the one that seems just right for his next adventure into the hereafter. ;) :brow: ;)

The PAM burns all that she attempts to cook.