Would You??

I used to have a house cleaning service, but I felt very uncomfortable that some stranger comes to my house when I'm not there. And I don't want to be there when they're here. They broke things and ruined one of my wall hangings. I do everything myself now.

Would you get a personal trainer?

No

Would you allow me to be your personal trainer?

I'll have to see your credentials...

would you drive 200 miles to see a friend?

Yes, 200 miles isn't that far

Would you buy a plane ticket to see a friend?

yes, I have a friend in San Jose I'd love to visit

would you get a heart transplant if you needed one?

Depends what stage of my life I needed it

Would you die gracefully, or fight it every step of the way?

I would not fight to stay alive

would you roast a pig?

Only if he didn't have a name...or if I was hungry...

Would you partake in my roasted pig?

only if its name is Kevin Bacon

would you come out with your own brand of salad dressings?

No...I'm not that good at making dressings

Would you make your own biscuits from scratch?

no, Pillsbury Doughboy would make it for me

would you be a chaffeur for your celebrity crush for a day?

For only a day? ugh

Would you sleep on a pontoon boat in middle of a busy lake?

what's a pontoon boat?

would you have a picnic on the grass in an interstate median?

The USA is a bit far to go for a picnic, and if you tried it in Britain the Old Bill would be there in about 4 seconds flat. Assuming that you hadn't been turned in to Instant Pizza by a 44-tonner before they got there.

Would you like to be recognised by strangers in your local supermarket?

no!

would you eat cold pizza?