So he went back and ate a roach which was....
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So he went back and ate a roach which was....
dead in his frying pan, atop the leftover...
bubble wrap from packing everything away. I should give it too....
the recycling people, but I don't know how to contact them. :idea: Maybe if I . . .
the recycling people, but I don't know how to contact them.
Maybe if I had a phone book like any normal human being it would be easier to contact the recycling people. Now I'm just gonna have to throw it in the trash and hope.....
someone finds use of it. If they dont i just dont know.......
...Jack!Quote:
Originally Posted by dramasnot6
Have you been over to the children's petting zoo yet to see the new...
gift shop? I spent all my money on.......
a replica of a Giant Miniature Pocketknife by Martian Knives INC!
Watery shores in the woods mean the eyes of the hunter are...
making silly analogies. Now that brings me to the subject of...
...the sentence.
No word in the English language is a part of speech until...
it is spoken by someone with influence. Someone like......
it is spoken by someone with influence. Someone like Mcgruff the Crime Dog, who is linguistically.......
a complete washout, but has style and lots of it. While on the subject of McGruf, I noticed that....
my dog has been commiting "crimes" of his own. I had to call him and.......
deplore him to stop chasing cats, because...
the neighbours had been complaining. Not that i care but.....
...had someone mustered the nerve to summon the police, I should have been in a bit of a fat one were they to catch sight of my...
illegally grown organic tomato plants. You see I'd bred a giant tomato plant that was peculiar because....
it knew how to play the piano forte. Not very well, but people still heard it.......
heard it might be a false note because when aliens..........
when aliens turn into piano thieves they switch around the keys. They really give a bad name to........
...shrubbers and those who aspire to be shrubbers. While shrubbery may not be everyone's idea of interesting, some people seem to feel that....
it is the center of their world. They have even joined.......
...enough earthworms end-to-end to wrap around the equator four and a half times! And if you act right now, we'll include a free set of Ginsu ...
...they cut through anything.
Today I feel great because...:)
my wildest dreams have come true! One of them being...........
my wildest dreams have come true!
One of them being hung upside down on a tree while someone tosses grapes into my mouth. But I digress....
losing my concentration and I... :P
need to take my medicine to fix that. But I have run out and must.....
...suck sap directly out of the Tea Tree leaves to get relief. (Tea Tree leaves, as you know, are also good for...)
helping overcome mental anguish. For example, if one day you..........
get a headache from a kinky algebra problem you can...
go down to the park and run a few laps around. Although you might want to watch out for the ....
watch out for the big pit in the middle of the park that leads to...
a mysterious realm, inhabited by mythological creatures and people from fairy tales. Which would be a nice place to visit, although....
eminent danger lurks at every turn and one must decern the good from the bad, since most creatures are in disguise.....
and the hero needed to discover the way to make the creatures show their true form and destroy the evil ones is currently...
sipping a vanilla latte at Starbucks and planning his next fishing trip to the Bahamas where he will....
Meet a young gentleman named Partridinanor Slumphaggle Hagensmith the II, which is such a coincidence because he...