Another creative game

So sorry, Pen...but after landing in post-apocalyptic Great Britain, Ash was stricken with a sudden desire to slay a dragon.

Say hello to Mr. Double-Barreled Remington. Now say good-bye to Mr. Double-Barreled Remington.

i like your style robin, now let me add some of mine

robin hood drops dead for no apparent reason, except the fact that his face now covers each wall (ceiling and floor included) one crime scene investigator found the remains of a barrett M-107 high explosive round. it is concluded that the round came from so far away, robin would have not heard the shot until one second after the bullet penetrated his head. he was given no chance to greet the massive rifle, but merely shot with it.

Assassination by sawdust suffocation.

Strolling along looking up, wondering why the sky was blue, Oniw failed to see the "Tresspassers Will Be Shot, Ground Up, and Feed To The Hogs!" sign until he tripped over the fence. The hogs were happy, anyway...

How small is that fence that I trip over it at 5'5"? Anyway, trying to tag an eagle with an arrow....aiming straight up.

One day, Oniw was making onion soup. As he was chopping the onions, he accidentally chopped his finger. You know that enzyme that makes your eyes tear when you cut onions? Well, Oniw got blood-poisoning from it. When Oniw died a moment later he thought the onion had grown and was apologising for the blood poisoning.

PAM dies playing violin. Gets his/her hair wrapped around the bow then chokes on the strings.

onwi, sitting at home, thinking that the trick with th ebow and the hair was ingenious failed to hear the latch on his window unlock and roll open, he also, failed to notice the room getting gradually darker. laughing with himself, buzzed from a beer, he froze as a voice cold enough to freeze the sun whispered in his ear, "Boo"

oniw failed to notice the door opening, he failed to notice the lights going out, he even failed to notice the fire licking his chair. he failed to notice it because he was dead

Practicing HKD, PAM breaks his/her wrist and the metacarpels in his/her hand rip though his/her skin, sending him/her on a trip to the hospital. On the way, a kamikaze plane meant to hit the Sears tower is shot down and crahses directly into the ambulance.The wreck doesn't kill him/her, (s)he sits under torn metal for 45 minutes hallucinating(sp?) from lack of oxygen. Then as the paramedic is pulling him/her out, his/her lung collapses.

you know about HApkido ? then my friend, i must bow to you.

after bowing, whips out a pistol and shoots oniw between the eyes,


p.s. i'm a guy

The shadow of X barely showed as he moved along the warehouse wall. Ever silent, The Ninja Assassin dropped into the building and moved to the hidden room where he knew his target to be. A tiny blowgun dart and he was done.

Suddenly the hyper senses of the Ninja sent him into a crouch. Something had changed, though his eyes could detect nothing in the patterned wall of the room, yet he knew something had changed. He reached out with his Chi stroking the surface. Ah. The camouflaged door was gone. That wall was solid, though the door appeared to still be there.

Faint odor told him much. "You have come again." X did not turn.

The "dead man" stood, and flicked away the dart. He morphed into a glistening dragon. "I have never left. Your sensei never spoke of Immortals?"

X turned. "I am not completely alive, myself. I am proof against your fire, ice, wind, or earth trickery. I can steal your soul."

The dragon laughed. "Ah, yes. If an Immortal had a soul to steal, perhaps. You fell hard enough for a simple illusion last we met."

X contained his anger. "You will not use myself against me. I have defeated myself, and there is a way to defeat you."

"All things must end, perhaps, today, I have no quarrel with you. I just wanted you to see that you failed to kill me as you always will. No man, however skilled in any arts, could slay an immortal. I am not certain another Immortal could slay me.

"I have failed to slay you also. I am going. I leave you with a Dragon Scream. The Sonic Shockwave will bring down this building upon you. You will probably survive to face me again. We cannot hurt the other, so learn from this!"

The Dragon vanished as X staggered slapping his hands over his ears. The building disintegrated around him, burying in the carnage. But as the Dragon had said, X failed to really die...

finally, a match to pit myself against,
but, pen and his power of illusions makes it almost impossible to do anything, how do i know that i am not in an illusion as i think over the matter, ... of course!

not thinking twice, X reached up to a blade kept strapped to his chest. he pulled the wicked blade from it's sheath. "i made this blade to end lives quickly and painlessly. now it shall harm me." The assassin, still buried under the debis, did a complicated spin that seemed to transform the blade. it glowed pure and forced the shadows form the rocks around him. He saw what was wrong, it was a small shape, but a shape none-the-less. he knew it was pen, trying to see what his prisoner would do. the assassin smiled and forced the tip of the blade into his eye. There was a large burst of pain, one too great for his discipline to hold back, he screamed as the blade moved to the other eye. Pen laughed, "why does he seek to injure himself, the minute an assassin is blinded, is the minute the assassin ceases to exist." said pen as shook with mirth. Then a small thought ran up his spine. the smile of glee on the ancient dragons face turned into an expression of horror and anger together.
"Are you there?" whispered X?
"Yes I am." a voice whispered back.
"You are now my eyes."
"I have always been, but i will remain though you have separated your soul from them."
"thank you."
X saw everything. if you can say that sensing is seeing. He felt the dragon lying close. the dragon watched as shadows spread from the place where X's body lay on the cave floor. the dragon breathed fire to disperse the shadows, but they wouldn't leave, if anything, they devoured the flame. "i am now blinded and can no more be deceived by your tricks. you can only affect the sight, not any other sense." the voice that said it did not emanate from the body, but it echoed from every crack in the cave, every pool of water, every shadow and every flame. "i am myself an immortal. your power is to control fire earth ice and wind, which you use to make illusions for your enemies. my power is to replicate and steal others power in it's entirety. i have several more to add to my collection nowi now control the shadows, the light, lightning, fire, ice, water, earth, and the wind, while maintaining the ability to consume souls. you my friend will now burn in new fires." as the walls spoke, they burst forth in black flames, devouring all. pen's body was destroyed, leaving his entity to find another body, and use that to harbor a dragon. he disapeared, but not before looking at X's eyes, both had x's etched on them, but both were still seeing, they just weren't sending the information to X's mind.

Slowly, silently, now the moon,
Walks the night in her silver shoon,
This way and that, she peers and she sees


What does she see?

Silent X taking silent Z's.
While he was sitting across two trees.

So what does she do?
This lady moon?

She plays whatever it is Silent listens to so that while he is still asleep, he gets up and starts moonwalking. As anyone who moonwalks in moonlight is open to being kidnapped by the moon, she picks up silent and starts speeding away. Silent wakes up, does one of his taekwondo kicks and she drops him. Silent, unfortunately, plummets to a rather noisy death, as the moon had already taken him rather far up into the sky.

:D

Isn't this the moment every girl has been dreaming of? When she gets to kill her own sister. :p


When a friend from church asked to listen to a song from her favorite singers, Andya (being the sweet girl she is) gladly lent him her ipod.

Little did she know, this act was one that was about to take her life. For the friend who had borrowed her ipod, hadn't washed his ears in over thirteen years.








:p I keep telling her this is going to happen, but she never listens.

Having regained a human form to contain the dragon-spirit, Pendragon discovered that in the exchance with Silent X his own powers had become agumented somewhat. The little slip of a girl that came skipping by was not harming anyone, yet Pendragon felt an almost irresitable urge to kill. He contented himself by reading the maiden's youthful mind and trapping her forever in her own dreams...

requietum in pax somnium