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The Bantu use a word similar to 'night' or 'darkness' which means 'evil' or underhand deeds. Most people fear the dark. That's why they want street lights
We can compare anything to anything.
Why are oranges orange and limes green butapples are rosey?
So that Barney the Dinosaur would have something decent to sing about.
Why do fashion swings keep repeating?
Oh, I dunno. Kong still got same whitewall in cage! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/Kong.gif
Ya like jokes? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...s/TreeFrog.gif
Sure! Too bad I keep forgetting the ones I'm told. I'm a walking joke myself :) (disregard the emo statement if you did not find it funny :p)
When all is lost, what do you cling to?
Your ankles and kiss your anus goodbye!
When all is gained what do you do?
pitch it over the bridge
why doesn't cher act in the movies anymore?
she does. Everyime they need someone to impersonate Michael Jackson!
Will the terminator be back?
When Micheal Jackson stops getting charges.
Who else will come back with the Terminator?
He wants to. Some years ago, however, Chuck Norris stated that he abhors Arnold's acting, having immediately sentenced him to political life. Arnold and Hollywood are still waiting for written permission from Chuck.
Does the woman in Gone with the Wind really not give a damn?
Again, late. *sigh*
He'll come back with Sylvester and they'll gorge on some steroids while punching the lights out of their foes.
I mantain my question: does the woman in Gone with the Wind really not give a damn?
Yes, Kandarouv, she is quite ambivalent, indifferent, apathetic, diffident, disinterested and nonchalant.
I mantain the next question: Did the person who liked being thanked, get thanked again after he was thanked the last hundred times and give thanks after recieving it only to give more thanks?
we just can't get thanked enough...thank you
why do we give and expect something in return?
because we get 700 of it back (damn, that's nice)
why did Michael Jackson "whiten" himself?
Well, he didn't do it on purpose, that is what happened when he ate his own bad cooking.
Why do people spin on the floor with their heads and call it dancing?
The maids started calling it dancing, so as to stimulate young people to do that and save them the trouble of scrubbing the floor.
How could Kurt ever like someone like Courtney? Had he a fetish for names similar to his?