The PAM never wears shoes, preferring to wrap her feet in duct tape instead.
Heh, I just wanted to put a wee dig in. The Marty Feldman quote is my "real" new signature... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ShoutGrace
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The PAM never wears shoes, preferring to wrap her feet in duct tape instead.
Heh, I just wanted to put a wee dig in. The Marty Feldman quote is my "real" new signature... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ShoutGrace
The PAM needs to wear kneepads for protection when she walks.
ooohhhhhhh the PAM is on thin ice!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hyacinth Girl
In order to avoid personal injury, the PAM needs a friend to remind her not to chew gum while she walks, as she has not the cognitive skills to adequately perform both at the same time. :D
The PAM shouts abusive remarks at pigeons in the park.
The PAM gets shouted at in the park.
The PAM wears Spiderman pajamas with footies to bed.
The PAM cruelly mocks turnipers behind their, um stems. (backs?)
The PAM forgot to dress her avatar before letting her out in public.
The PAM's backside has developed callouses from horseback riding.
The PAM's has not a tooth in his snout! Ever try to gum a bone to get at the marrow? And leader of the pack, with no teeth? It ain't happening! Custom made fangs, we understand, are on backorder. :lol:
The PAM eats banana and mayo sandwiches
The PAM is often refered to as 'the one who wears lederhosen and a bavarian hat in the swimmingpool.'
I thought the lederhosen wearing was the thing the PAM did, along with the beanie propeller style hats the PAM is so fond of.
*edit*
Heehee, I knew I had a propeller beanie smiley somewhere...
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5...ys/prop2bf.gif
For the PAM: Our dear dead undying really should comb the leaves and mold out of her raven locks, they detract from her ethereal beauty. ;)
Oy, PAM!! 'at's not a proper insult, tha' is.