Would You??

No. I would immediately apply some antiseptic.

Would you sleep in a monkey's cage?

is the monkey(s) in the cage too? I don't think so....

would you kiss amorously in public?

Amorously? Probably not

Would you dance seductively in public?

if that's part of the choreo, then it's not a problem

would you follow the 5 second rule with food that fell on the floor?

Depends on the floor

Would you dance in the Breakout jig?

I don't think so...I can't dance...

Would you go out in a blizzard just to see if your window were rolled up on your car?

No - I think once the blizzard has started the car can fend for itself...

Would you dive into a lake if you thought you had lost your keys in there (somehow)?

Only if they were my only keys, and only if I knew how to dive :p

Would you fight an angry hungry bear empty-handed?

I'm not suicidal, so no...

Would you take a photo of an amazing site if you were asked not to because it was sacred to a certain religion?

I'd be respectful of the local people's beliefs.

Would you insist on phoning someone who has given clear evidence of being unwilling to talk to you?

Never ever. It has happened once. You don't want to talk to me, it's your loss :p and you can go to hell for all I care.

Would you spread insulting rumours about your worst enemy?

No

Would you stay up late to talk to a good friend?

Yeps...have done that so many times. I luuuuuub my frnz. :D

Would you drink someone else's coffee to annoy him/her?

maybe.

would you share your lunce with someone who you didn't like if you saw they were hungry?

Depends who it was

Would you add salt to your friend's coffee to play a prank?