Because we have a jaundiced eye.
Why do we take photographs?
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Because we have a jaundiced eye.
Why do we take photographs?
To compensate for the fact that our colour vision is rubbish, unless you work in Sepia, when the theory falls down a bit. Also, cows can only see in black and white, which is why you never see a Fresian with a camera.
If we are what we eat, why do so many people like nuts?
they ate enough pig guts to admit they're nuts
what airline flies to cloud 9?
British Airways were going to, but the cabin staff objected, so they only went as far as 8.
How long would it take a fly wearing boxing gloves to swim through a 2lb jar of treacle?
It depends on whether or not he removes the gloves... Here's Your Sign!
How many tires on a tricycle?
That depends entirely upon whether there is a tyre on each wheel whether the rider has a "spare tyre" or not, and whether, if you use the American spelling, he is tiring or tired.
Why do those clergymen who object to women being ordained still wear long flowing robes, silk gloves and rhinestone rings?
Because they are in the midst of transitioning to a female.
Why don't we grow hair on our palms?
Because "palms" are trees, and plants do not grow hair...
Why do people in England and in the USA drive on opposite sides of the road?
To provide a certain amount of sport when one of us visits the other's country.
Why, oh why did somebody invent the till in supermarkets that beeps every time you kit a key or scan an item?
just for advertisment my friend!
why is there so many universities in the world and still you have to get good grades to get in them?
Because overpaid profs don't want the challenges that are faced by underpaid schoolteachers.
If England is going to win the world cup (ha ha ha) why do the rest bother?
Because if England can only force a draw with the USA, who don't even play football, the rest of them are in it just for the laughs.
Why did teachers stop wearing mortar boards and gowns?
Because they are not teaching at Hogwarts.
Why did my teacher wear sunglasses in the classroom?
Cos he/she was an alien
Why is Akito Sohma so mean?And is he he,or is he she?
I heard that he/she is a teacher at Hogwarts, which is just magic.
If you can buy different sizes of egg, why can't you buy properly graded egg-cups?
Because eggs are struggling for classless society.
If you counted leaves in a forest, when would you give it up?
By that, did you mean "When would I leave it out?" Just as soon as I had finished.
Why do people cook lots of foods of differing flavours, then make them all taste the same by smothering the lot in gravy?
when i see the most beautiful one that takes my breath away and then i would have forget where i reached in counting :D
Can Serbia win the world cup ?
Oops sorry EDITING :Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
Because that what a cook do :P
Can serbia win the world cup ?
Only if they've got a football team, assuming you meant Soccer, not Rugby League, Rugby Union, Cricket, Hockey, Tiddley-Winks, Hen-Racing etc etc etc zzzzzz
What is the strongest adhesive known to man?
Love and may be HATE too!
How is internet useful to you?
It helps me with my connect-the-dots puzzles.
How do sloths climb trees?
Very, very slowly. So slowly that y o u c a n ' t s e e t h e m m o v e !
Why did Pythagoras bother?
Boredoom.
Why do we have to take stuff in school that we will never use?
To prove to the teachers that we can carry things
Are teachers really smart?
If you were smart, would you be spending your time trying to get something over to a recalcitrant teenager? Possibly not, but you certainly couldn't do it effectively without being dedicated, and probably a touch altruistic. And mad. Some teachers are incredibly smart, some are on the mediocre side of mediocrity!
Assuming that you don't live in France, or aren't French, when was the last time that you spoke French?
Pourquoi?
Why do people think the French are all snobs?
Any nation that can produce the 2CV, Camembert, Edith Piaff, Mireille Mathieu, Gauloises cigarettes and eats frogs legs and snails could hardly be accused to snobbery?
Of course, the question is.....why would anybody want to eat a snail?
Because they may be slow witted.
Why would anyone want to eat an elephant?
There's just enough for even the largest family, and everybody gets a leg. Mind you, it's a heck of a job pulling the wish-bone.
If animals are smart enough to hibernate, why don't humans?
Oh that's an easy question... Because humans are dumb.
Are animals smarter than humans?
only those that sleep on one leg are smarter
why do we wear tight jeans despite that they cut off our blood circulation?
Because they are fun to put on, when lying on a bed.
Why does the sun shine?
To make the world less dull...
Why do parrots talk?
They talk because it's natural to them, we just mimick them
when we eat our words, do we season them first?
Yes, we season them with a little bit of crow...
When you wish upon a star, do you burn the bottoms of your feet?
Yes, and the rest of your body too...
Why is the Earth not flat?
Because then the journey's won't end in lover's meeting.
Why do people fall in love?
Because it feels good - even after many years!
Why do people break up?
Car wrecks, falling, assaults, etc.
Why does "Break a leg" mean "good luck" in theater circles?