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The PAM, She-Who-Is-Not-To-Be-Named, seems to have escaped her crypt again!
PS. Thanks, Paws, but my French, which I took in high-scool is horrible. I have to use a translator and then straighten out verbs. I'm Southern American, and backwoods as they come! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...milies/shy.gif
Since PAM describes himself as "backwoods" I will hazard a guess that he has a huge broken TV set in the livingroom, with a smaller working one sitting atop it.
(Yes, I stole that from Jeff Foxworthy) ;)
(and Pen, YOU let me out of the crypt, don't deny it! :p )
the PAM eats paste flavored with hot sauce.
PAM's favorite morning drink is coffee spiked with rum, hold the coffee. :lol: (sorry, just read the love, hate, dislike thread)
The PAM has a collection of "I'm with Stupid" teeshirts and all the arrows point upwards. ;) OOoh, feel the burn, Riesa! :lol:
:lol: PAM cannot make it through one dinner without having a milk-out-of-the-nose-snort laughing moment.
PAM wonders why, when at the Opera, people glare at her. **She blows a bubble that has Bart Simpson envious** :lol:
PAM hangs out with elephants, and as Pen has forcasted; is willing to be squashed for the cause! The great cause of keeping elephants entertained! :lol:
The PAM wears macaroni jewelery - exclusively.
I have it on good authority PAM has a soccer ball for a best friend. The ball's name is Wilson.
(Castaway is on TV...)
PAM wishes she were castaway with Tom Hanks.
Secret celebrity crush of the PAM: Mama
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5...ama_medium.jpg
PAM secretly watches Sesame Street and munches on dry cheerios.... :)
The PAM watches nothing but Soap Operas and Reality TV.
The PAM is a jaywalker!
Uh, yea? So the truth is an insult now? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by kiz_paws
Well, when I let the PAM our of the crypt (I won't deny it!), how was I to know she was headed for Main Street dressed like that? I figured she had an extra wardrobe tucked away somewhere!
And No, Kathy, about the TV sets, but there's been times when this home has been moblie and none of my vehicles have been...
The PAM routinely wears armour when going to the grocery store.
The PAM nails silly math questions.
The PAM eats nails for breakfast.
The PAM has a collection of tin foil she's hoping to make into a rocketship.
The PAM wants to be a garbage man/woman?
The PAM belch speaks the entire alphabet in one long (loud) belch.
PAM wears.......A TINFOIL HAT! *for protection against the aliens trying to read human thoughts*
The PAM is willing to be kidnapped again, just so they could show her the last paper fold on the oragami bowl! Creepy....:lol:
The PAM's atvar looks disturbingly like John Constintine...
the PAM is a wonderful poet
Although the PAM speaks the truth, she doesn't get this is the insult thread not the compliment thread. Sillyhead PAM!
PAM has a Freudian reason for having a knot in her avatar. :brow:
Oops! Dont i feel stupid!Quote:
Originally Posted by kathycf
The PAPAM has cause himself brain explosion by one too many double entendres...Oooh burn!
The PAM is secretly in love with a leprechaun named George.
Um, I wasn't trying to make you feel stupid...I was insulting you as per this thread. It is the insult PAM thread, that is all. My insult was in fact, that you got the two threads mixed up it, wasn't meant as an editorial comment on your intellect. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Niamh
The PAM likes cocoa :)
EDIT: wait, I'm supposed to insult the PAM?
Well then... the PAM likes cocoa, and that is... hm, bad.
...sorry, I'm no good at this :p
:lol: The PAM is silly because she doesnt realise that i knew she was insulting me because it is an insult thread and that i was making it known that i hadnt realised that i'd made a booboo!I was merely stating the fact i did feel stupid because i hadnt bothered to read the opening post to realise it was an insult thread.:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by kathycf
Am Also not very good at insulting people so this is as lame as its going to be!
The PAM doesnt make nice coffee!
Sorry, Niamh, my mistake. Let's see now, what do I got for insults...erm.
The PAM has the hairiest toes in all of Dublin! *edit* How is George these days anyway? :P
A new fungus was named after the PAM :)
:lol: now thats an insult! Not talking to george got me arrested by the LEPrecon and as you can see from my location i aint doing too good right now!:p
The PAM breath smells of garlic. Has noone told you not to eat it raw!
My eating raw garlic is an inglorious attempt at keeping the PAM at bay :p
The PAM uses garlic cloves as earplugs.
but the PAM thinks earplugs are false teeth
The PAM makes sculptures from cigarette butts. It isn't art, PAM, it just isn't.
The PAM thinks that tearing beer mats up into little pieces and leaving them on the table is creating employment. Its really because shes bored and doesnt like tidying up after her self.(think i'm getting the hang of this!):D