am I going to get takeout Chinese food with only two dollars and a roll of twine?
Once there was a...
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am I going to get takeout Chinese food with only two dollars and a roll of twine?
Once there was a...
emu from Kalamazoo who knew how to brew.
The most interesting aspect of snorkeling is . . .
...is performing it while dining in a five-star restaurant.
From a recent weather forecast: "A foot for sure could wind up being..."
From a recent weather forecast: "A foot for sure could wind up being the death of mankind," the weather man says, "back to you Bob, for sports..."
...fight from the NFL. Footballers have decided it's the best time for a fight to ensue giving each other some at bat throws and forcing the referee to hand out the red card. Wait - did I just say "red card"? Oh well. At least....
i still have my health. Too bad i lost my.....
kidney and lungs. You, on the other hand,...
don't remember what you've lost, so you don't miss it. (The old "I might be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet" syndrome.)
Speaking of which, what I am supposed to do with...
this pencil?
I was thinking, do you.....
know how to draw? What I need now is a really good picture of . . .
...or an interesting person like Dorian? Then maybe, just maybe...
We'll have a winner! Calligraphy is . . .
what monkies do not have.
Andrew asked me if you read ''Wuthering Heights''; he needs your answer because you know, he thought....
...if there's a possibility for Heathcliff to fall in love with Nelly and vice-versa. Well, I told him that...
they'd never make it.
But maybe it's about time we . . . .
....stop talking about "Wuthering...'' and discuss "Gone with the Wind''. I think Scarlett....
has lots of temper tantrums! :flare: Hoo, I get worn out just reading about her going off! But Rhett, on the other hand . . .
...is a very patient person. Frankly, I so love him! But do you think he was going to....
put up with it forever? But you have to wonder why . . .
But you wonder why it has to end when..
the ice sculpture is melting. Who will clean....
my oven after I've baked the requiste twelve turkeys for the annual "carnivore ball?" Honestly, I can't imagine how . . . .
afraid of spiders.
Whatever happened to...
those carefree days when school meant finger painting and coloring books. I look back and think....
it was unseemly of me to tease that boy for picking his nose. Afterall, he didn't...
have anything else to do at the time, I had already "borrowed" his copy of Proust's "In Search of Lost Time." I, of course, had done this because . . .
the snow storm was strengthening and we were sure to get a snow day tomorrow.
I ran outside and...
danced with all my heart. That is, until my legs......
broke through the ice and plunged me into a raging river of sewer water.
Before I knew it I...
woke up to the sound of bells. It was loud yet strangely....
quiet as the crickets chirruped peacefully in the grass next to the country house.
The night was...
...quiet and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a...
retired WWF Wrestler.
The next morning, I awoke to the sounds of...
Calvin and Hobbes raiding the cookie jar. So I got out of bed and . . .
Stretched out on a yoga mat. Then i felt my back.....
tense up, as if a large insect had grasped it in its pinchers. I figured it was about time to call . . .
my friends over to celebrate the New Year! But they regretted to tell me...
that one of them was gravely ill because she swallowed a spoonfull of......
locusts on the way to the drugstore. But then, after he tasted the insects, he concluded that...
They really werent so bad. So he went back and....