Stan's Dasterdly Ship

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Originally Posted by kathycf

So, are we hoistin' sails or bottles of rum?

Hey, I am watching Mythbusters right now and you will never guess the subject. Pirates! For real! Apparently the myth in question is the origin of the eyepatch. The pirate would wear an eye patch in order to keep his (or her) eye in night vision readiness. Something to do with rods and cones. Umm...yarh!

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Heh, search engines are great...

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Awesome :thumbs_up , I'm currently collecting that series on my pc...I have most o the episdoes already.

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Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

Drunken sailing, fortunately, is not quite so taboo as drunken driving...YAA ~hic~ AAARGGHHH!!!

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Exactly, thar be nothing wrong with sailing drunk, hoooorahh, *collapse* *jump back up* lets go!

Yar, me loyal and hearty crew, this'll be a tough season ahead o us, and as I knows it, we do have a small o pittance o gold in ar hold, and if ye like, as be the pirate tradition, we could divee it up er an now, or if ye be like me, and yearn fer the salty air, and the lash o the cool sea water, en stay on! We can be addin to that pile, growin in size, possibly comanderin another er ship to add to a fleat worthy o the deceased pirate breathren befor us! We can sail fer glory, guts, and gold, and fer honour o thison fine ship!, So whats say ye m' mates, shall we quest on fer more riches, exotic lands, and loverly wenches er should we gives up and gon on er seperate ways.

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Originally Posted by Stanislaw

, So whats say ye m' mates, shall we quest on fer more riches, exotic lands, and loverly wenches er should we gives up and gon on er seperate ways.

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Speakin' as a loverly wench I say we sails the seas and quest. Ahoy!

We have a wench?? COOL!!!

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Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

We have a wench?? COOL!!!

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Yaarh? Ye didn't notice me around here before, Jim-lad? :confused: :lol:

I noticed, but 'twas waaaay back when wanton orgies were on the brain, which means that wench-singular doesn't register quite so easily :blush:...

Ah, yes, the wanton orgy debate. :p Hey, didn't mir come on board for a while? Yaar, where be that fine seafarin' wench, mir?

If it makes you feel any better, Kathy, I notice you now. :p

Cap'n Stan, are you gonna supply the Nachos or is this a BYON ship. Oooh, I'm getting goosebumps. Is this the love boat cap'n? Can I be Issac the Bartender?

Was Isaac a pirate? If B-Mental gets to be Isaac, I want to be Julie. :D

Also Stan, I declare that there will be no singing on the boat unless its showtunes.....I mean it!

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Originally Posted by B-Mental

Also Stan, I declare that there will be no singing on the boat unless its showtunes.....I mean it!

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Yaarh? Ye do know this is a pirate ship? Methinks if any member o' the crew be singing showtunes Cap'n Stan be making them walk the plank posthaste...:p

Ya know, on the Amozon we have a realy good dental plan. See-->:D

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Originally Posted by papayahed

Ya know, on the Amozon we have a realy good dental plan. See-->:D

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Who needs a dental plan when one has no teeth. :p

Scram, you! :lol: Pirates have no need of dental plans, there always be the wooden dentures for any misfortunate who 'as lost their teeth in the line of duty. Avast! :p