Would You??

would you care to produce a hologram image of that too?

I would LOVE to...but I will have to come to your house and set up special equipment for best viewing circumstances.

Would you give me directions?

sorry, I don't have the directions for making holograms.

would you sit through a 3D movie wearing those stupid glasses?

eh....maybe, probably not though

Would you give me directions to your house then? ....I'll look up the directions on holograms when I get there...

I'll produce a hologram map but I would need the equipment. I think we're at a standstill.

would you play beach volleyball after night fall with a glowing ball?

That would be so cool...

Would you build a bon fire on the beach?

Nope... Not allowed to light fires in Oz.

Would you keep a skunk as a pet?

No - don't think that would be a good idea...

Would you keep a snake as a pet?

Sure

Would you take up painting with Bob Ross as a teacher?

sure.. is it free?

would you keep an anaconda as a pet?

(yes, check out Bob Ross on youtube ....he's dead now..."We'll paint a happy tree!")

Maybe a small one ("Honey, where's the cat? ....honey? Honey!?")

Would you keep a black snake as a mouser over a cat?

No way, snakes are dangerous man!!!:yikes:

Would you eat snake?

PS. Bob Ross - so cool, anyone with a haircut like that commands my respect

Yes I have and it really does taste like chicken

Would you take a place in a space mission if offered one

No...I have two little responsibilities here that I'm not going to chance it

Would you wear your hair like Bob Ross?

yes, but probably impossible

would you have cosmetic surgery?