Would You??

No

Would you eat any egg other than a chicken egg?

I'll try an elephant egg

would you raise chicken in your yard?

Yes, I'd raise it right up on the grill...

Would you pluck a chicken?

hell no

would you go shark fishing?

Who...uh....what would I use for bait?

Would you eat a baby elephant?

No way. I'll wait till it became a teenager.

would you share your bed with a pet tiger?

Yes...

Would you share your bed with any other pets?

yes, anything that doesn't have scales...

would you put out a bat house?

Better than putting it IN

Would you stay up all night with a friend in need?

yes but they'll sure get bored with me eventually and say goodnight

would you get a psychic reading to learn of your future?

No....I'll make my own

Would you pose as a fortune teller to make some extra money?

No, because I would probably be shocking at it... Plus I have a concience.

Would you give a present to a friend that was given to you, but you didn't like it?

No,Never.

whould you give away 100,000 dollars to someone who really really needs it?

If I had $100,000....sure

Would you give your last dollar (that you were going to buy a snack with at the mall) to someone who needed it?

Yes. Without reservation.

Would you perform some sort of emergency amateur surgical procedure on yourself if it meant life over death?