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Hell yeah.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
I reckon I've been involved in over 8000 threads on the internet and this is easily the best of them.
:smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
I saw you caught one with that. Brilliant!
Hi guys!
http://forum.thescubasite.com/happy/happy0196.gif. You are so funny, doll. I dont go for the youngsters at all -- dont you know thats cradle snatching? Here's some hotties for ya.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
http://z.hubpages.com/u/861229_f520.jpg
or how about the Bunny Boys:
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...Butler-001.jpg
This is an outrage! on the Blokes thread no less!Quote:
Originally Posted by dizzydoll
In an effort to settle the Blokes down I offer the following:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aezgQ...eature=related
Gilliatt
Those were the days - I should have definitely been around in the 1930s.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
I've always found the Charleston style extremely attractive. I can just see me toting a Thompson, a blonde hanging off each arm...
Couple of those ones in the clip would do nicely!
Excellent. In those days to make it in show business you had to sing, dance, act, speak correctly, and look good. Today you just need to drop off your clothes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
Good morning Atheist... you have a good day now y'hear. :smile5:
The best on the whole dog gone site!Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
Well here, they're blaming the tar on the oil spill. "The scientists" had to do tests to find out it was the cruise ships out of all the local miami and ft lauderdale ports.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
Hey, what do you guys do when it's late night, you want a snack and there aren't any dishes close by...I want a cream puff and I'm trying to decide between a oversized tupperware or a pot lid...
Now wait a minute fellows; I think this gives us a chance to investigate the age old question....I'm just going to go out a few feet and have a talk with that Asian fellow with the big smile....:biggrin5:Quote:
Originally Posted by dizzydoll
Hey Diz, thanks; but as for the Bunnies; I find enough gay men without trying:lol:
Ah, the girls were so beautiful; if it wasn't for those horrible little girl, nasally voices...Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
They stopped the Charleston because of all the accidental orchiectomies..besides, I hear you already have a young blonde hanging on your arm...Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Yes isnt he such a cutie...? hmmm we'll have to share. :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Wha....? Am I in the wrong thread?
Nah, girl, I'm all into the fellows with British blood in their veins: you know, Mr Pattinson or Mr Law, a sweet Obrien to share a drink and a rumble, a lovable Scottsman...Quote:
Originally Posted by dizzydoll
I thought, however, I might ask the Asian fellow if the old ratio tale was true:biggrin5:
No, Paul, I was just telling my daughter how much I loved the blokes thread; in fact, I've decided to stay away from all of that contentiousness and profundity on the outside....Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
Now let's get to some proper discussions of belching, building, drinking and beautiful ladies...
Paul,
What'ya say we indulge ourselves in this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLr0wAcJnkk
Atheist and Jocky, those poor saps!
Here's what they are greeted with each night when they stumble home from the pub:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x3vE...eature=related
Gilliatt
That's beautiful, Gilliatt; I wonder if I could put the girls on a calander...that's real art there! I have some Vargas work; but I like this softer stuff better! Gosh, was Loretta Lynn ever that young...how about some Harper Valley PTA from Jeanne?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
And me, actuallyQuote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
I'm into no fellow
They're too much trouble
But in fact I do know a lovable Scotsman who is well worth the trouble. http://serve.mysmiley.net/love/love0038.gif
Geez judging by Gilliatt's taste in music shows he must be older than me! What a real nice surprise. :biggrin5:, especially in the middle of the crowd we have on LitNet. Because I am so impressed here is one just for him.
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/...monroe-168.jpg
Now there's another cutie...that was a great loss.... :(Quote:
Originally Posted by dizzydoll
There's alot of us young seniors on the forum, Dizzy; that's why it is so cool!Quote:
Originally Posted by dizzydoll
Is that Marilyn; she looks great there.
Yes thats our dear heart Marilyn... she looks innocent in that one above me...
but here is sensual Marilyn, at her very best:
http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/j...lyn-Monroe.jpg
Just for all the guys on the Blokes Thread cos they have been so good natured about all the pix of men I have posted here lately
Or radiant Marilyn... take your pick, she's all yours [allow your imagination to flow]:
http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/19669-marilyn_monroe.jpg
Now that is a much better pic for my page! Do you think if I dye my hair I'll look alittle like her? If I looked like that; I'd never wear clothes; I may not even lay on my belly....Quote:
Originally Posted by dizzydoll
I seem to remember that Joe didn't like her getting that "blow job"
You are so funny, you shouldnt talk like that among the youth, how the devil do you expect your daughter to grow up with language like THAT around her?Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Ok here she is on her back then:
http://www.shoppingblog.com/pics/mar...ction_0509.jpg
At least the guys have quite a selection to choose to hang on their walls now. hahaha
And there's a whole lot more FAMOUS pictures of her on this famous Alton John number:
Goodbye Norma Jeane
http://serve.mysmiley.net/sad/sad0049.gif
For shame Sound, I thought we had something in common. I'm a bit of a rice queen myself, you can have the Brits. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
The thinking woman's crumpet. That's us Brits!
Look at prince Charles for instance:bigear:
Ok, you asked for it!Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
(Barbara Eden !! – I’ll have to make it a point to rent that one)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ivUO...eature=related
Dizzy I am fairly certain that I am younger than you and Sounds. I’ll turn 48 this year.Quote:
Originally Posted by dizzydoll
Perhaps the confusion stems from the fact that I am the youngest of five all of whom were products of parents who suffered, though young at the time, through the Depression and then forced to grow up quick with the advent of WW II.
My formative years were greatly influenced by the varying generational range of music blasted throughout the house. I say blasted due to the inevitable volume wars that would ensue as one party would attempt to drown out another with their preferred music.
For example, Cream – “Crossroads” would be overpowered by Arthur Lyman – “Aphrodesia”. Or Herman’s Hermit’s versus Bob Wills.
Speaking of Arthur Lyman, you must hear this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxatq...aynext_from=ML
Marilyn is nice, but I still prefer Raquel:
http://www.nothingforeveryone.com/og...h-Posters1.jpg
Gilliatt
That wasn't a dirty phrase;:biggrin5: I'm sure you all know the story: Marilyn went for a picture shoot after she had married Joe Dimaggio; her public relations guy had her stand over a blower and take the picture. Joe totally lost his temper, wanted to go beat the fellow and threatened divorce!:mad5:Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
I hate to admit it; but my daughter taught me everything I know...Child prodigy/genius and all. She was reading Machiavell and Marquis de Sade at 12; I thought anything that came from the library could accompany a person to church. A few years later, when she began her religious explorations, she introduced me to the bhagavad gita and the kama sutra...I am now a pretty well informed mother and she is all grown up:frown2:Quote:
Originally Posted by dizzydoll
We have a great deal in common Pip, I'm sure. Just look, we both knew the Bangles songs! :coolgleamA: Then theres: you're a genius and I'm ah...average, You're profound and I'm...superficial; ah well...I'm sure I'll find more. Isn't mutual admiration enough?Quote:
Originally Posted by OrphanPip
Ah, but now you can tell us if the wives tales about asian men are true!
I liked Charles, too before I knew what an...donkey he was. I think I blame it all on Phil, making him go off to those tough schools where they made him swim in below zero water...Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
Still, with the exception of the Royal family, give me a Brit every time...
I don't know, Atheist, I might widen my horizons; are all the blokes in NZ mens men like you?
Yes, the North Walsham Gay Appreciation Society.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
Parker went on holiday and rented the place out to the Young Conservatives.
And tea.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
It's breakfast time here, and a gentleman starts his day with a cup of freshly-brewed tea.
And while I live in NZ, I'm as English as a red rose on St George's Day, me old darling! My dad was a genuine Cockney - the one thing which never fails the "True Scotsman" test - born wivin 'a sarnd o' Bow Beww. Or, roughly translated into English, "born within the sound of Bow Bell".
Me mum was an upper-middle class lass, the eldest daughter of a wealthy merchant in North Walsham, where I was hatched myself.
I can trace my father's side back through generations of Poor House residents!
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Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
Classic!
God, C&W music truly is the spawn of Satan.
I just missed the Marilyn years - I was only 3 when she died, but yes, she was beautiful.Quote:
Originally Posted by dizzydoll
Fascinating subject, Marilyn. She seems to me to be one of those people whose untimely death led to their beatification. Was she any more beautiful than thousands of other women? Would we still be enthralled with her if she were another Elizabeth Taylor? (Crazy old bat)
Two in one thread!Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
I even laughed the second time I read it!
Anyway, there's an antidote for Prince Charles.
Camilla!
:biggrin5: Prince Charles - and the upper classes still think they are superior. It really is their attitude, unbelievable as it seems these days. put it down to the nepotistic congregations in public schools and certain unis. They don't get the chance to think any differently.
Thanks for the links Gilliatt. I'm 46. Do you forget how old you are? It began in my forties when I realised that I was anticipating birthdays and forgetting that I hadn't had it yet. I'm sure I got the age poll wrong.
I completely agree with you Raquel was perfect and a real lady too. :coolgleamA:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
Hold up, we are not in our 60's yet!. Marilyn was more my fathers age group, same would be the case for Music she was young then too... you know with the Rat Pack days with Frank and the boyz. Wow, Marlyn had some serious power--sleeping with the President of USA and the leader of the Mafia at the same time. Not many girls would get that right today.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
And Liz, she is a crazy old coot, her and whats-his-name, oh yes Richard Burton were perfect for each other. Drank like fish they did. :biggrin5:
Richard Burton?
Thanks Paul, it just popped into my mind so I came back before I saw your response. Ta anyway. :biggrin5:
Yeah, that post WWII daze never quite leaves us; My father started me with a savings account when I was 5. I rebelled by gradually breaking the savings habits; but I feel oddly drawn to Rockwell paintings and Art Deco...Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
The funny thing about Raquel is that you can tell that picture isn't air brushed; they left all those sexy protrusions alone....
You really must have a talk with Parker; I hear he's opening a unisex gay bath house on the premises...where they serve tea...Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
You know an American can't get their serotonin up to par without Starbucks coffee...
Well, that explains that great intellect and strapping physique; It also explains why when you are waxing philosophically I can't understand you (I thought it was my lack of intellect; but it may be the cockney writing:lol:)
I remember Susan Strassberg talking about her and Marilyn going on a shopping trip; she said no one paid any mind to Marily, she was actually quite ordinary looking. She suddenly said to Susan, "do you want to see something" She did a slight turn, gave out a big smile and was suddenly surrounded by adoring people...
I don't think an early death with alot of surrounding rumors ever hurts; the only Russian royalty most Americans are aware of is Nicolas II.
I think Camilla would be alot more fun at a party than Marilyn or Elizabeth; but I'm betting on them in other parts of the house!
It is funny isn't it. When you see the royal families manners and lifestyle; they are sort of "bumpkins" Actually, though, I think that may be more appealing to the middle class masses than if they were untouchable.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
I'm totally confused about the actors ages. They all look so rough so young; alittle better now that surgeons got neck lifts down. What mafia guy did marilyn sleep with? I don't know, I wouldn't want to be a piece of meat being passed from president to his brother; "Here, nice work Bobby, take Marilyn...and, ah, here...a box of donuts"Quote:
Originally Posted by dizzydoll
I saw Richard Burton live not too long before he died in Camelot; he was amazingly powerful!
Yes, Burton could act.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
His O'Brien from the 1984 film with John Hurt is plain terrifying.
I dont know if THEY passed her around like a piece of meat, I am more inclined to believe she USED them. Clever girl, if you gonna sleep around make sure its the best of them. Here is an article:Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
http://www.carpenoctem.tv/cons/monroe.html
Giancana -- Chicago/Vegas mob boss who some say really ran the country. --read further-- he bedded her too. This website wont allow me to copy and paste but you can read. I didnt read the whole article so his claim might be disputed if you continue further along. Quite frankly I am not interested in celebrities of any kind, never have been.
Incredible, I've never seen the film; I really must check it out. Particularly now that the term "Big Brother" is constantly being used. I said to my daughter the other day; where are these young kids hearing terms from a book that was mandatory reading in my day?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
I guess I'm just going by my experience when playing with the big boys. I always found that a momentary upper hand is fleeting, at best.Quote:
Originally Posted by dizzydoll
Poor Marilyn may have heard all of Jack and Bobby's secrets and got the best sex; but the widows got the sympathy, life insurance and retirement checks.
All the cleverness in the world could not keep Marilyn from unhappiness and winding up, finally, being photographed on a morgue table. :cold:
Actually, the results have been quite spectacular, it has worked better than my wildest dreams. I have been slyly lacing Mrs Jocky's cocoa with it every night before bed-time and the effect is enough to make your hair curl, and the hoose has never been cleaner. However, there is always a downside, I tried it on my prize squab's maize, they flew out of the loft and attacked the local sparrow hawk. I am now pigeonless. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
I think you may find that the general consencus would strongly disagree with you on both counts, but thanks for the sentiment. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
Aye, quite right, she has got a face like a half chewed caramel. Dicken's description of Mrs Sparsit would not do the Duchess of Cornwall justice. :cold:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Haha!Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
I have a customer who is silly enough to employ an Aussie. On the odd occasion he answers the phone for his boss, I hear him saying, "There's a gentleman for you on line 1."
I have asked several times that the boss tell his staffer not to insult gentlemen that way.
Do you think you could send either some of that green medicine or Mrs Jocky my way...the dishes have stopped washing themselves at night and the cat is starting to slide on the dust (he put a hole in the desk last time)Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
Poor Camilla, it's the English weather that does that to a girls face.
Actually its a thousand years of inbreeding - Lucky they came together late in in life, their offspring would've been a sight to behold.
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Originally Posted by prendrelemick
Whoa! What a horrible thought.
The power of the mutant Royal genes is shown nicely by both of Charlie's boys - even though their mother was truly beautiful, they still have that inbred look about them now they've reached physical maturity. I think they have the Papadopoulous (or whatever his bloody name was) receding hairline as well, poor saps.
I'm seeing the Windsor/Shand cross coming out like one of the extras in Deliverance.
Enjoy your day All
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x...thetruth-1.gif
Dont think too much now!
Be. :coolgleamA:
I wanted to say that Camilla was attractive as a girl...I made the mistake of looking up old pics.Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
I was disppointed in Dianas boys. There are some great beauties in both Elizabeths and Phillips lines; Charlie just took after the muts. I never realized how much Dianas relatives look like her old lover; I had thought, for the longest time, that Harry should have his DNA checked. Mom always said, though, once you sleep with a mutt, it comes out in every litter...:smilielol5:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Nowadays, Dizzy, it's opposite for me; it's those young fellows thinking about how to get the old cougar to part with her purse:cold:Quote:
Originally Posted by dizzydoll
A conjecture thought to be sound
Was that every circle was round
In a paper of Erdős
written in Kurdish
A counterexample is found!
I got my copy of "Proofs from THE BOOK" today. Feel generally happy about it.
I would love to, but dark clouds are brewing over the Jocky household. Imagine my shock and horror when I found a copy of Virginia Woolf's ' A Room of One's Own ' alongside works by Germaine Greer and Simone De Beavoir under Mrs Jocky's pillow! Recent events are beginning to make sense, dirty looks, a refusal to pour milk in my cornflakes and burnt bras in the back yard. Oh, for a return to those halcyon days when she used to read the undangerous Jane Austen and prattle on about Mr Darcy and the Bennets. I did inform her if this did not cease forthwith, I would burn my boxer shorts. To which she replied, ' Aye, well make sure you are wearing them. ' Guys advice is needed, urgently. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic