Because they're not that colorful!
Why do birds fly?
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Because they're not that colorful!
Why do birds fly?
Walking takes too long
Why do we call them "woodpeckers"?
because it would be rude to call them head banging tree suckers
what dynasty do monarch butterflies belong to?
The Flutterbies Dynasty
Why are people rude to one another?
because some people are born without the the polite gene
who did AA batteries beat up?
AAA batteries?
How did you come up with that last question?
because I'm stupid
why did you ask that question?
I thought I wasn't smart enough to understand it
Am I in trouble?
that's EXACTLY the answer I would give, so yes, you are in trouble
what's the difference between trouble and Trouble?
bruises
What constitutes getting in Trouble?
being a man
when does a man become a mensch?
In a sausage factory
When do reindeers return to Europe?
Christmas eve
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
just one but you need to click it 500 times (just 10 if you're using a Mac)
does the sun have a father?
Yes, and he's VERY bright
How many STUPID TV shows can they come up with?
Infinite, as long as there are fools to watch them.
How do you deal with fools?
Confuse them before providing a simple solution - they will warm to it immediately.
Why are 100 buffalo frightened by one lion?
because buffalo don't have teeth.
Why are there four letters in Love?
Because it is an even number. (Will make the task ahead evenly smooth. lol!)
Why do we bunk classes?
Cause there are better things to do.
Where does trouble end?
When you stop bunking classes.
If we don't learn from history, is it still history or merely mythology?
still history !!!!
what is earth ?
The oppothite of thumthing that ith mine!
Why is the grass? (Something that my daughter, aged 5, asked me, in 1981!!)
because its gree - hehehe ( couldn't find better answer ..:D)
Why is the earth going around the sun .. ?
It thinks the sun is beautiful, but is too shy to go closer and introduce itself...
Why are there so many questions?
Because if there weren't, there wouldn't be so many answers, and we'd all be ignorant.
At what point does something become garbage?
When you don't know how to use it.
Why do we recycle things?
Just because your granny doesn't do much any more, would it be reasonable to have her melted down for candles?
If mankind evolved from apes, why do you never see a monkey wearing glasses?
Because they don't know yet that if they wore glasses they would look more intelligent.
Why the sun rises in the East?
Because the earth always rotates in one direction.
Why do we spend so much money on space research?
Because it's on the Japanes flag, and Japan is east of here.
If Superman deflects bullets with his chest, why does he duck when you throw the gun at him?
Spend money on space research? Because rockets sink if you try and use them to look at the sea bed.
Are Wildebeests really Wild, if they're in a zoo
He ducked so that the gun would hit one of the Wildebeests behind himQuote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
Wildebeests are not wild, they just went batty in the zoo
How can butter fly?
It gets thrown across the room when a recipe fails...
Why are prawn-crackers made from prawns when dog biscuits aren't made from dogs and bird seed isn't made from birds?
Dogs run faster than prunes......sorry, I meant prawns. Curse Freud!
When Britain had Dog Licences, if you didn't pay your annual fee they impounded the dog. Why didn't they do that with Marriage Licences?
too many fleas — they are huge on delinquent married couples
do bees call each other honey? and what do they call their ex's?
certainly and they tell their ex's to Buzz Off
Why do people fish and call it sport?
Because they haven't got the imagination to find a more legitimate reason for sitting either on a river-bank or in a boat and drinking beer.
Who decided that we needed a 93rd repeat of I Love Lucy?
because there was still one person awake during the 92nd repeat
why does everything taste like chicken?
It doesn't, people just think folks eat more chicken than anything else, so they use it as an acid test
Why do we see color?