The pam chips Hockey sticks through her sharp monster Dog teeth :lol:
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The pam chips Hockey sticks through her sharp monster Dog teeth :lol:
The PAM received his driver's license in THIS BOX:
http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...ackerjacks.jpg
:lol:
PAM bought mashed catterpillars to serve as dessert for her friends at a dinner party:sick:
PAM likes to wear mis-matched shoes, the favorite pair is the rubber boot and ski boot ensemble...
The PAM likes to wear orange satin pantsuits.
The PAM has a multi-purpose vehicle, when it is idle, it can be used to sweep the floor... ;)
Ha hahaha :lol: Its true!Quote:
Originally Posted by kiz_paws
The PAM actually eats the prize and throws the craker jacks away!
The PAM's troubles are not melting like lemon drops lately because he is eating all the lemon drops, rendering him with extreme tooth troubles....!
The PAM walks on her 'paws' :p
The PAM thinks that it is okay to fall asleep during a performance of a classical piece of music and snore so loud the orchestra can not see the conductor anymore :p
The PAM glued his fingers together while trying to get his model ship looking nice, and it is so bad that he now has lobster claws which will lower his post numbers significantly as he struggles to pound the QWERTY ... :lol:
Actually, I glue my fingers together all the time :lol: One gets used to it :)
The PAM is able to perform a piece of classical music in such a way that the world will resonate in such a way that makes all people deaf instantly, making the PAM obsolete as no one is able to hear the music any longer.
The PAM is a riddle to me at times.
The PAM is TOO nice. Too nice for her own good!
The PAM is reading Dracula hoping to be like one :p (sorry, Asa, I havent read the book, going by the title only)
PAM wonders why the tea tastes better when the water is boiled, instead of frozen...
The Pam doesnt like tea atall! Hehehe, jolly good
The PAM, while drinking his favorite beverage (as listed in the profile), attempted to have an enlightened conversation, only to find that his feeble attempts were much like a lead balloon (lead -- as in, the metal...), and those around stifled guffaws...
Ouch. :lol:
The PAM's odour has befallen the crowd...They stifle their gag reflex:lol:
The PAM still rides a tricycle :p
The PAM still has training wheels.
PAM decided that her work out music must include Gregorian chants.
The PAM has thinks the Olivia Newton-John look is a good one for him and has decided to wear nothing but spandex and sweatbands.
Here is my post from Costa Rica! (I heard there were none from there so far, so this is my comtribution. :)
The PAM is never on the ball! Non bien, mae. :D
The PAM drinks so much coffee that their eyes glow in the dark :lol:
The Pam has their name written in their underwear in black magic marker.
the PAM wears her underwear on her head with pencils stuck in her nostrils, saying nothing but "Wibble!" trying to cop a sanity plea to get out of war.
I-Thank you Black Adder.
The PAM is reading Ethan Frome with an Archie comic hiding from within it, so that people will THINK that he is concentrating on the literature...
The PAM still forgets the alphabets that one learns in kindergarten :p. Say after me -- A for Apple; B for Bat :p learn these today, we'll continue with the rest tomorrow :p
:D :D
Hey even I don't know those alphabets. But I know ah bah seh deh eug ef jeh ash ee jee keh el em en o pee que rrrrr sss ttt youuuu vvvv doublyveee ix igreck zee.
The PAM takes her clothes off to cover herself.
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by optimisticnad
The PAM really needs a good KG teacher :D
The PAM is inordinately fond of the word "folderol"...fond bordering on obsessive. :eek2:
The PAM thinks that tea cozies are meant to be worn atop the head when indulging in said beverage... :lol:
et Opti - Votre français est très bon! :nod:
Les Personne en haut moi c'est trompé autour de Français être une divertissement langue! http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/figuren/a075.gif
LOL! :lol:
Bien ... the person above me spoke beautiful French, only to find that the audience he was addressing was ICELANDIC!! :blush:
p.s. I really like your signature, Pen!
the PAM has shaved thier head to better the reception of the steel plate in their head. (Sorry for the nongender pronouns but I don't know your gender)
My gender is female, and don't worry, I often hope that I have the gender right in this forum, too.... most people are good about it, lol!Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
The PAM tried to hem their jeans using a sewing machine, but in leaning forward for too long, sewed their hair in with the jeans!! Oh NO!! :lol:
The PAM fills bowls with dead flies, peanut shells, and coffee grounds and calls it "potpourri".
The PAM fills bowls with dead flies, peanut shells, and coffee grounds and calls it a meal.
PAM neglects to mention she wrote the book entitled Dead flies, peanut shells, coffee grounds and you: a user's guide to the best things in life. .