Dark Side The burnt side of the toast due to a misfire in the toaster every time YOU try to use it, as opposed by when anyone else uses it!
Fear
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Dark Side The burnt side of the toast due to a misfire in the toaster every time YOU try to use it, as opposed by when anyone else uses it!
Fear
Fear - an incidental side-effect of being alive and becoming aware that everyone and everything is out for your blood, from itchy bugs to plague rats to wash basin germs to airborne disease to trucks with mysterious drivers (actually I'd like to see that again...). No one is safe! Do not leave your house! Lock your doors and windows! Arm yourself with a steel rake! Head for the hills! They're coming!
Nightmare
Nightmare A case of fear (see above) that happens when you are asleep, further proving the point made in the above post: you are not even safe when you are asleep...
Halloween
Halloween: a celebration in which adults pretend it is all about kids, but instead use the day as an excuse to drink a lot, eat candy, dress slutty (or cross-dress), and act like an idiot without being judged by others.
Costume
Costume Clothing too hideous to wear without a mask or face paint to conceal one's identity, so basically most of the outfits in a "fashion show"
Masquerade
A non alcoholic beverage served at a ball.
Agnostic
Agnostic Unable to decide for one's self about the existence or non-existence of God, astride the fence, playing all the angles, etc.
Atheist One who believes only in quantifiable evidence, thus an inability to comprehend the existence of a higher power
Believer
believer
someone who feels the need to cling to something to someone but does not question the idea or the sentiment he or she is constancly clung to.
ANGER
ANGER The second stage of grief, and often the actual cause of said grief
fabulous
fabulous
a stream of sparkly ideas specific to one's mind.
REPETITION
Repetition: The act of repetition
Breakfast
Breakfast while this refers to the first meal of the day, it could actually be lunch or supper, depending on how lazy one is, or how much one has had to drink the previous night
Drunken
DRUNKEN:
alcohol consumption gone overboard.
FLIRT
FLIRT An innocent caress with the eyes if this refers to you, personally. If it refers to your spouse, the blatant disregard for marital status, if not the horny stare of a sexual predator
Divorce
haha.....at the FLIRT definition
DIVORCE
paper mashee too many errors repeat relationhip somewhere else OVER
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