Somewhere, at this moment, someone is..

SATM there is hot water. Plenty of hot water. The literal kind of hot water.

SATM someone is learning to ride a bicycle

SATM is waiting for Zelly to reply. *taps foot impatiently*

SATM someone is being dissapointed.

SATM my group believes i've done my work already, goodnight litter's, it's time for me to pull an all nighter with my Marx textbook. Cheerio

Geez, pick something lighter! :D

Have a good sleep..

SATM someone is not picking up his phone.

SATM someone is hugging a friend going away on holidays

SATM has a very mild tooth-ache..

SATM is being killed in some pointless war.

SATM is watching the wind blow the last remaining leaves off an oak tree

SATM someone is showing someone the art of levitation. :)

SATM is waiting in line. . . :(

SATM some Hindu is praying on the moon, whatever that means. :p

SATM is going mental watching YouTube shots of NIN!

SATM is going to go home and watch Six Feet Under..